The Dirt on Boston: A Who's Who of Who's Dead
Ever wondered if history buffs take vacations too? Well, they do, and sometimes those vacations involve tombstones! If you're planning a trip to Boston and fancy a spooky-fun detour, fear not, intrepid traveler. This here guide will unearth (pun intended) some of the famous folks who've shuffled off this mortal coil and now haunt... uh, I mean, reside peacefully in Boston's eternal gardens.
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Founding Father Funerals: A Granary Gathering
Boston's Granary Burying Ground is basically a Founding Father family reunion spot. You'll find the likes of:
- John Hancock: Dude practically signed the Declaration of Independence with a flourish, you know it. His signature is iconic, and so is his final resting place.
- Samuel Adams: The "beer guy"? More like the "rebellion guy"! This Founding Father was a key player in the American Revolution, and his grave is a must-see for history lovers.
- Robert Treat Paine: Another Declaration of Independence signer chills out here. Fun fact: his middle name is actually "Treat." How cool is that?
Bonus: Crispus Attucks, the first casualty of the American Revolution, is also buried here. Remember him for his bravery!
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Beyond the Revolution: Revolutionary Resting Places
Boston isn't all about tossing tea into the harbor (though that was pretty epic). Here's a look at some other famous folks who met their maker in Beantown:
- Paul Revere: Yep, the midnight rider himself. No horse statues here, though!
- William Billings: Ever heard the hymn "Chester"? This colonial composer did the music, and you can find him eternally composing his silence (sorry, not sorry) at the Central Burying Ground.
Honorary Mention: Peter Faneuil, a merchant with a complicated legacy (philanthropist and... slave trader), is also buried in Boston. History is messy, folks!
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How to Make the Most of Your Boston Graveyard Tour: A Guide for Ghoul Getters
Alright, so you're ready to roam the cemeteries. Here are some tips:
- Dress comfortably: These are old graveyards, not fashion shows. Wear shoes you can walk in and clothes for the weather.
- Be respectful: These are people's final resting places, so keep your voice down and avoid picnicking on tombstones (seriously, don't do it).
- Bring a camera: You might just capture the ghost of John Hancock doing the moonwalk (probably not, but a ghost can dream).
Bonus Tip: Pack some hand sanitizer. You never know what creepy crawlies you might encounter.
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Frequently Asked Questions for the Fearless Tombstone Tourist:
How to find a specific grave? Most cemeteries have maps available at the entrance.
How much does it cost to visit a Boston cemetery? Generally, admission is free.
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Are there any tours of the cemeteries? Yes, some historical societies offer tours focused on Boston's burial grounds.
What's the best time of day to visit a cemetery? During daylight hours is always a good call. Spooky atmosphere and all that.
Should I bring snacks? Sure, but maybe avoid anything that would attract pigeons (they poop on statues, a historical fact).
So there you have it! With this guide, you're all set to explore the fascinating final resting places of Boston's iconic figures. Remember, a little history can go a long way, even after you're six feet under. Happy haunting... I mean, exploring!
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