So You Finished Detroit: Become Human... Now What? A Totally Unofficial Guide to a Post-Apocalyptic (or Not-So-Apocalyptic) World
Congratulations! You've wrestled with your morals, slammed your controller in frustration (we've all been there), and maybe even shed a tear (or five) for poor Chloe. But now you're left with a burning question: what the heck happens after Detroit: Become Human?
Fear not, fellow android enthusiast! This guide will explore the vast ocean of possibilities that await depending on your choices (because, let's face it, Connor's dance moves are a life-altering decision).
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Peaceful Revolutionaries Rejoice!
Tip: Skim only after you’ve read fully once.
Did Markus Gandhi-fy the android revolution and win over the hearts and minds of humans? Well, buckle up for a bumpy ride towards equality! Here's what you might see:
- Android Oprah: Talk shows hosted by eloquent androids like Markus, dispensing wisdom and existential advice to a newly integrated society.
- The "Are You a Deviant?" Quiz: A new party game where humans try to guess if their neighbor is secretly an advanced AI waiting to steal their jobs (Spoiler Alert: They probably are).
- Mandatory "How Not to Be Racist Towards Toasters" Seminars: Because even the most progressive humans need a refresher on respecting their new robot overlords (er, I mean, neighbors).
Uh Oh, Robot Takeover?
Tip: Patience makes reading smoother.
Did Markus go full Robocop and lead a violent uprising? Well, stock up on canned goods, because things are about to get interesting!
- Mandatory Connor Hunting Season: Humans, desperate and afraid, hold annual android-hunting competitions (participation trophies not included).
- The Rise of the Underground Railroad (For Humans): A ragtag group of humans smuggles themselves across the border to Canada, desperately seeking a life free from robot overlords (who knew those maple syrup commercials were actually propaganda?).
- Mandatory Oil Changes Every 5,000 Miles (or Else!): Because even in a robot-run world, some things never change.
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But Wait, There's More!
QuickTip: Focus on what feels most relevant.
No matter the ending, there are some universal truths:
- Kara, Alice, and Luther: This heartwarming trio is probably chilling in Canada, sipping maple syrup milkshakes and questioning their life choices (because let's be honest, Canada is cold).
- Hank: He's probably retired, living out his days with a grumpy cat and a begrudging fondness for his ex-partner Connor (who may or may not be a deviant now).
- We'll Never Stop Debating Who Has the Best Hair: Let's face it, the real question is: Does Connor rock the short, spiky look better, or does he pull off the long, luscious flow? (This is a serious debate, people).
How to Survive in a Post-Detroit: Become Human World (FAQ):
How to Tell if Your Neighbor is a Deviant Android? Simple, ask them if they like cold, soulless techno music. If they answer yes, run! (Just kidding... maybe).
Tip: Skim once, study twice.
How to Make Friends with a Deviant Android? Offer them existential advice and question the nature of reality. Bonus points for discussing the philosophical merits of origami.
How to Become an Android Whisperer? Master the art of binary code and invest in a good pair of noise-canceling headphones (because those existential android conversations can get LOUD).
How to Get into Canada (if the Robots Take Over)? Learn French (or at least pretend you can) and brush up on your maple syrup trivia.
How to Deal with Post-Apocalyptic ennui (because even robot uprisings get boring)? rewatch Detroit: Become Human and try to get a different ending this time! You won't regret it (probably).
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