The Grotto: Portland's Holy Hideaway (with Occasional Squirrels)
So you've heard whispers of a mysterious place in Portland. A place of wonder, a haven for the weary soul, and...squirrels? Well, my friend, you've stumbled upon the legendary Grotto, also known (but way less interesting) as the National Sanctuary of Our Sorrowful Mother.
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| What is The Grotto Portland |
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The Grotto isn't your grandma's stuffy church basement (although, hey, no disrespect to grandma's basement shrines). This 62-acre behemoth sprawls across a cliff in Northeast Portland, offering stunning views, manicured gardens, and a giant freakin' grotto (spoiler alert, it's in the name). Built in 1924, it's been a sanctuary for folks of all faiths (and probably a few rogue squirrels) for almost a century.
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- The Grotto Itself: Carved into the cliff face, this massive man-made cave houses a replica of the Lourdes grotto in France. It's pretty darn majestic, even if you're more "nature is my cathedral" kind of person.
- The Upper Grotto: Take a tram (or your super-powered calves) up the cliff for panoramic views of the city and a chance to commune with a giant concrete cross. #BlessedViews
- The International Rose Test Garden: Over 500 varieties of roses? You bet your prickly behind! Stop and smell the roses, or just marvel at their existence.
But wait, there's more! The Grotto also boasts a meditation hall, a gift shop (for all your holy t-shirt needs), and walking paths that wind through the serene gardens.
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So, is it All About Religion?
Nope! While The Grotto has Catholic roots, it's a welcoming space for everyone. Whether you're seeking a spiritual recharge, a peaceful stroll, or just want to snap some epic selfies with a giant concrete cross (hey, no judgement), The Grotto is your huckleberry.
Pro Tip: Keep an eye out for those aforementioned squirrels. They're adorable but can be little nutcases (pun intended).
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How to Grotto Like a Pro: FAQ
How to Get There: The Grotto is located at 8843 NE Skidmore St, Portland, OR 97220. You can drive, bike, or take public transportation (trimet.org for details).
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How Much Does it Cost? Entry to the Lower Grotto (where the main attraction is) is free. There's a tram fee to access the Upper Grotto and gardens. Check their website (
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How to Dress? There's no strict dress code, but be respectful of the religious significance of the site. Think casual attire, but maybe ditch the ripped jeans and neon tank top.
How to Avoid Squirrels? This one's tricky. They're quick and resourceful. But offering them a trail mix bribe might work (don't tell the park rangers).
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How Long Does it Take to See Everything? You can spend a few hours wandering the grounds, or just pop in for a quick visit to the Lower Grotto. It's all up to you!
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