Boston: Where History Meets Lobstah Rolls (and Maybe a Marathon You Didn't Train For)
Ah, Boston. A city steeped in history, chowder, and accents that sound like someone's holding a mouthful of Dunkin' Donuts. But what makes Boston tick? What are the experiences that will have you saying "wicked awesome" and not "wicked confused"? Worry not, friend, for I, your trusty guide (who may or may not have gotten lost on the Freedom Trail once), am here to break it down.
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| What is A Must Do In Boston |
Must-Do #1: Walk the Freedom Trail (Unless You're Tone-Deaf)
Yes, it's a tourist clich�. But for good reason! This 2.5-mile red-bricked path winds through the heart of historic Boston, taking you past the likes of the Old North Church (one if by land, two if by sea, remember?) and the Faneuil Hall Marketplace (where you can argue politics with a stranger while shoving a fried dough ball in your face. Just a Boston thing).
Word to the wise: This trail can get crowded, especially with folks who like to stop every two seconds to take a selfie with a cobblestone. If you're prone to road rage (or just have an aversion to kazoos), hit the trail early or late in the day.
Bonus points: Download a walking tour app and pretend you're a scholar with all the historical knowledge you never knew you needed.
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Must-Do #2: Duck Around Town (But Maybe Not Literally)
Boston's claim to fame (besides Ben Affleck) might be its amphibious sightseeing tours. Yes, you get to putter around the streets in a refurbished duck boat (don't worry, they mostly stay on the roads these days). It's a quirky way to see the city and a guaranteed conversation starter ("Hey, did you know those ducks used to actually float?"). Just be prepared for some truly awful puns from your tour guide.
Alternative: For the more adventurous, there are kayak tours around the harbor. Just avoid the Charles River unless you fancy a swim with some very enthusiastic scullers.
Must-Do #3: Chow Down Like a Local (and by Local, We Mean Really Hungry)
Boston's food scene is no joke. Of course, you gotta try a lobster roll (stuffed with fresh Maine lobster, none of that imitation stuff). But don't stop there! Hit up the North End for some of the best Italian food this side of the Atlantic. And no Boston experience is complete without a cup of clam chowder. Just be prepared to argue with someone about whether it should be white or red chowder. (Spoiler Alert: There is no wrong answer. Just delicious chowder.)
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Pro-Tip: Feeling fancy? The Boston Public Market is a haven for local vendors and artisanal everything. Your tastebuds will thank you.
Must-Do #4: Cheer on the Red Sox (Even if You Don't Know Baseball)
Fenway Park, America's Most Beloved Ballpark (according to Red Sox fans, at least), is a must-see for any sports enthusiast. Catch a game, soak up the atmosphere, and maybe even learn the words to "Sweet Caroline" (everyone sings it in the 8th inning, no matter the score). Who knows, you might even catch a foul ball and live out your own baseball dreams (or at least get a souvenir).
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Bonus points: Learn a few key Red Sox phrases to impress the locals. "Yankees Suck!" is a good start.
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Must-Do #5: Embrace Your Inner Scholar (or Just Pretend at the Harvard Bookstore)
Boston is a hub of academia, with Harvard and MIT at the forefront. Soak up some intellectual vibes by browsing the shelves of the Harvard Bookstore. Who knows, you might find the next great American novel (or at least a cool Harvard sweatshirt).
Alternatively: Catch a free lecture or event at one of the many universities. Just try not to fall asleep.
Boston FAQs
How to get around Boston?
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The MBTA (T for short) is a decent public transportation system. Just be prepared for the occasional delay (or a bus driver who seems personally offended by your desire to get somewhere).
How to speak Bostonian?
Start by replacing your R's with "ah" sounds. So "park the car" becomes "pahk the cah." Then sprinkle in some "wicked" and "ahrrrgh" for emphasis. You'll be a fahkin' Bostonian in no time.
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