Is it Brunch Time in Portland (or Did You Just Burn Dinner Again?)
Ah, the age-old question that plagues every indecisive foodie and night owl: is it an acceptable hour to order mimosas in Portland? Well, fret no more, because we're here to crack the code on Portland's ever-shifting time vortex (also known as Pacific Standard Time).
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But First, Coffee. Obviously.
Let's face it, Portland runs on caffeine. So, if you're reading this before noon and wondering if it's brunch time, the answer is a resounding YES. Go forth and conquer those bottomless mimosas (responsibly, of course).
However, if you're a night owl who just stumbled out of your record store haven at 3 am clutching a limited edition vinyl, then brunch time has sailed into the sunset (much like your sleep schedule). In that case, hit up a late-night taco cart or indulge in some post-adventure ice cream. Portland judges no one (except maybe for skim milk in their lattes).
Pacific Standard Time: Not as Exciting as a Powell's Labyrinth, But Functional
For those who like things clear-cut (like their locally-sourced kombucha), here's the nitty-gritty:
QuickTip: Look for lists — they simplify complex points.
- If it's after 9:30 am PST, you're good to go for brunch.
- If it's past 2 pm PST, accept your fate and move on to dinner.
Unless...
- You're at a place with a legendary happy hour. In that case, all bets are off and brunch food at 5 pm is perfectly acceptable (and encouraged).
- You're visiting Voodoo Donuts. Because, let's be real, those donuts transcend time and meal categories.
The Ultimate Portland Time Guide (According to Us)
- Sunrise to noon: Coffee time. Don't even think about brunch unless you're prepared for serious side-eye from the barista.
- Noon to 2 pm: Brunch Nirvana. Get your avocado toast and eggs Benedict on.
- 2 pm to 5 pm: The gray area. Acceptable for brunch stragglers, but dinner plans are also welcome.
- 5 pm onward: Dinner time, my friend. Embrace the food carts, fancy ramen joints, or that new vegan burger place everyone's been raving about.
Remember: This is just a loose guideline. Portland is all about embracing chaos (and delicious food). So, follow your heart (and stomach) and you won't go wrong.
Frequently Asked Time-Traveling Tourists
1. How to adjust to Portland time?
QuickTip: Take a pause every few paragraphs.
Immerse yourself in a good Powell's bookstore labyrinth. By the time you find the exit, you'll be perfectly acclimated to Portland's relaxed sense of time.
2. How to tell if a Portlander is having brunch?
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Look for signs of extreme happiness, possibly accompanied by a flannel shirt and a reusable tote bag overflowing with locally-sourced goodies.
Tip: Skim only after you’ve read fully once.
3. How to find the best brunch spot in Portland?
Honestly, just wander around. Every corner seems to hold a hidden gem. But seriously, ask a local - they'll have strong opinions (and probably a favorite food cart recommendation too).
4. How to deal with brunch FOMO (fear of missing out)?
QuickTip: Revisit posts more than once.
Portland has brunch covered 24/7 (almost). There's always a late-night diner or a food cart with hangover-curing breakfast burritos.
5. How to avoid brunch-related existential dread?
Just remember, in Portland, every meal is an adventure. So, relax, grab some delicious food, and enjoy the ride (or should we say, the wait for a table?).
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