Tunnel Vision: A Guide to Boston's Currently-Closed Passageway Woes
Ah, Boston. City of chowder, cheers, and...confused drivers thanks to a closed tunnel? If you're planning a trip to Beantown and your GPS is throwing a tantrum about a tunnel closure, fear not, fellow traveler! We've got you covered, navigating nightmare scenarios one detour at a time.
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The Tunnel in Question: Sumner Says "See Ya Later!"
That's right, folks. The Sumner Tunnel, a vital artery connecting East Boston and Logan Airport to downtown Boston, is currently undergoing a much-needed makeover. Think of it as a spa day for a tunnel – except with less cucumber water and more jackhammers.
Closure Dates: Buckle Up, Buttercup!
The Sumner Tunnel is closed from July 5th to August 5th, 2024. Yes, you read that right, a whole month! So, if you were planning a speedy escape through the Sumner, you might want to adjust your plans or, you know, develop a sudden fascination with toll booths (we're looking at you, Ted Williams Tunnel).
But Wait, There's More! (Except There Isn't, Because the Tunnel is Closed)
Don't worry, Boston hasn't become a city separated by a giant, impassable dirt ditch. There are alternative routes, but be prepared for some extra travel time – think of it as a scenic detour filled with the sights and sounds of fellow frustrated drivers honking their horns.
QuickTip: Scan quickly, then go deeper where needed.
Here are your alternative tunnel buddies:
- Ted Williams Tunnel: Your best bet, but expect some extra company.
- Callahan Tunnel: A decent option, but be warned, it can get a little tight in there.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, you could always rent a swan boat and navigate the Charles River. Just don't blame us if you get stuck in traffic caused by rogue ducks.
Tunnel Trauma FAQ: Calming Your Closure Concerns
How to Get to Logan Airport During the Closure?
Tip: Reread sections you didn’t fully grasp.
Stick to the Ted Williams Tunnel, but be prepared for delays.
How Long Will the Closure Last?
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Mark your calendars! The Sumner is closed until August 5th, 2024.
QuickTip: Stop scrolling, read carefully here.
How Do I Avoid Traffic Altogether?
Public transportation (subway or bus) is a great option, or, you know, stay home and perfect your clam chowder recipe.
How Do I Know When the Sumner Tunnel Reopens?
QuickTip: Treat each section as a mini-guide.
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How Do I Deal with the Existential Dread of a Closed Tunnel?
Retail therapy is always an option, or you could channel your inner zen and embrace the unexpected adventure.
So there you have it, folks! A crash course in navigating Boston's tunnel situation. Now get out there and explore (just maybe avoid the Sumner Tunnel for a bit).
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