Duh-troit! Did the Lions Actually Win Last Night?
Hold your Honolulu blue and silver horses, football fans! There's no need to dust off your jerseys just yet. The NFL season is still a good way off, currently chilling on a beach with a fruity umbrella drink in its hand. That means the Detroit Lions aren't clawing their way to victory... or defeat... quite yet.
Now, before you cry into your kneecap (we've all been there), let's get you prepped for the upcoming season. The Lions are looking mighty fine on paper, with a new coaching staff and some exciting rookies. So, while there were definitely no roars coming out of Detroit last night, there's plenty to roar about come August!
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But Wait, I Need My Football Fix!
Don't worry, die-hard Lions fans, we feel your pain. Football withdrawal is a real thing, and it's ugly. Here are a few things to hold you over until the first whistle blows:
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- Rewatch last season's highlights: Relive the glory (and maybe some not-so-glorious moments) to remind yourself why you love this crazy team.
- Hit the mock draft machine: Become an armchair GM and build your dream Lions team. Who knows, maybe they'll see your genius and give you a call (hey, a man can dream!)
- Brush up on your Lions trivia: Impress your friends and family with your knowledge of all things Honolulu blue. Did you know Barry Sanders is still the NFL's all-time leading rusher?
FAQ: Lions Fanatic Edition
How to channel your inner Matthew Stafford: Practice that laser-sharp arm. (Just avoid throwing things in the house, please.)
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How to tailgate like a pro: Perfect your grilling skills and bring the dip that'll have everyone asking for your recipe. (But don't share your secrets!)
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How to deal with a Vikings fan: A healthy dose of pity and a well-timed " skol" should do the trick.
How to survive the inevitable heartbreak: Stock up on tissues and remember, there's always next year! (We've been saying that for a while now, but hey, maybe this is the year!)
How to celebrate a Lions win: Prepare for an epic party. These wins are rare, so make them count! (Just don't burn any furniture, we've all seen those videos.)
So, Lions fans, stay strong! The wait will be worth it. In the meantime, dust off those jerseys, fire up the grill, and get ready to bring the Honolulu blue pride all season long!
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