Lake Houston: Harvey's Not-So-Friendly Pool Party
Let's talk about a time when Lake Houston decided to throw the mother of all pool parties – and invited everyone, whether they liked it or not. We're talking about Hurricane Harvey, the uninvited guest who turned a leisurely lake into a raging, waterlogged behemoth.
How High Did It Go?
Now, you might be wondering, "Dude, how high did this lake actually get?" Well, let's just say it wasn't a gentle splash. Lake Houston, normally a chill hangout spot for boats and fish, transformed into a watery monster that made Noah’s Ark look like a kiddie pool. We're talking levels that made local ducks question their career choices.
But here's the kicker: trying to pinpoint an exact water level is like trying to catch a greased pig. Factors like rainfall intensity, duration, and the mysterious ways of water all play a part. Plus, let's not forget that Harvey was a real party animal – the water levels fluctuated more than a teenager's mood swings.
The Aftermath: A Soggy Surprise
When the party finally ended, Lake Houston was left with a major hangover. Homes flooded, lives were disrupted, and the cleanup was the stuff of nightmares. But hey, at least the fish were probably having a blast.
Pro Tip: If you're planning a lake house, maybe invest in a snorkel and some scuba gear. Just in case.
FAQs: Quick Answers to Your Burning Questions
How to avoid being a human fish food during the next superstorm?
- Invest in a really big boat, or move to higher ground. Your call.
How to prevent your home from becoming a lakefront property?
- Flood insurance is your BFF. Trust us.
How to build an ark (just in case)?
- Start with a really big wooden box. And maybe some animal friends.
How to turn your soggy carpet into a swimming pool?
- Add chlorine and a diving board. Problem solved.
How to find a silver lining in a flooded city?
- Free car washes! And maybe some new aquatic friends.
So, there you have it. Lake Houston’s Harvey adventure was wild, wet, and unforgettable. Let's hope the next party is a little less... drenched.
