They Came, They Sucked, They Left Fresno Dusty: A Look at What We Do in the Shadows' Frenzy in the Central Valley
Remember that time vampires invaded Staten Island? Well, apparently, Fresno wasn't spared either. That's right, folks, in the season 4 premiere of the hilarious mockumentary "What We Do in the Shadows," our favorite undead roommates return with a juicy (and possibly blood-soaked) secret: Nandor, the ever-charming (and delusional) vampire overlord, spent some quality time in the heart of California's Central Valley.
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Nandor Takes a Fresno Vacation (and Possibly a Second Wife?)
The details are shrouded in mystery (and Nandor's usual dramatic flair), but we do know this: Fresno left its mark on the ancient vampire. We see him sporting a questionable Fresno State Bulldogs trucker hat (seriously, Nandor, with your fashion sense? Fresno might have been a bad influence) and dropping vague hints about a potential Fresno fling. Could Nandor be on the hunt for a new wife? Did he find love (or maybe just a particularly enthusiastic blood donor) in the land of raisin capital of the world? Only time (and maybe Guillermo's sneaky camerawork) will tell.
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Laszlo Unleashes His Inner Valley Boy (Spoiler Alert: It's Terrifying)
While Nandor was off romancing (or possibly draining) Fresno's finest, what was the rest of the Staten Island crew up to? Well, let's just say things got a little... bizarre. With the house falling apart (literally, the roof caved in!), the ever-annoying Colin Robinson took center stage. Apparently, Laszlo, in his infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to mentor the energy-sucking energy vampire. The results? Let's just say it involved fedoras, questionable dance moves, and enough small talk to make even the most patient viewer want to scream.
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So, Fresno, what can we learn from this whole ordeal?
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- Apparently, vampires with questionable taste in hats roam your streets. Be vigilant.
- If you see a man in a fedora asking about the weather, run. It's probably Colin Robinson.
- Fresno might hold the key to Nandor's mysterious love life. Is Fresno the new Transylvania for lonely vampires? Only time will tell.
FAQ: Unveiling the Mysteries of Fresno Vampires
How to spot a Fresno vampire? Look for questionable fashion choices (trucker hats, fedoras), an aversion to sunlight, and an unsettling interest in the weather.
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How to protect yourself from Fresno vampires? Garlic might work, but a good sense of humor is probably more effective.
How to get a Fresno vampire to leave you alone? Engage them in endless small talk about the weather. Trust us, they'll be begging to leave.
How to impress a Fresno vampire? Honestly, it's a mystery. But a good dance move (emphasis on good) might go a long way.
How to find out more about Fresno vampires? Watch "What We Do in the Shadows" season 4, and keep an eye out for any future updates from the ever-watchful Guillermo.
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