Brian Houston: From Hillsong to Online Haven
So, what's the big cheese, Brian Houston, up to these days? You know, the guy who used to lead a mega-church that made stadiums look like intimate prayer circles? Well, buckle up, folks, because this story is juicier than a celebrity gossip column.
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The Hillsong Hustle (or Humble Beginnings, Depending on Your POV)
Let’s rewind a bit. Brian Houston was the poster boy for modern Christianity. Hillsong? It was like the Apple Store of churches: sleek, trendy, and everyone wanted a piece of it. But then came the scandals, the allegations, and the whole "stepping aside" drama. It was like watching a reality TV show, but with less drama and more awkward silence.
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The Great Online Exodus
Fast forward to now, and Brian Houston is doing what every self-respecting ex-mega-church leader does: starting an online church. Yes, you read that right. An online church. It’s like turning your living room into a cathedral, but with better WiFi. The man's got hustle, you gotta give him that. Maybe he's aiming to be the next Joel Osteen of Zoom?
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Now, I’m not saying online churches are bad. It's the future, right? But it's like going from a rock concert to a solo acoustic performance. Less flashy, more intimate. Or maybe it's just me craving that Sunday morning coffee and awkward small talk.
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What's Next for the Houston Household?
Who knows? Maybe Brian Houston will become a TikTok sensation with his sermons. Or perhaps he'll write a tell-all book titled "From Pulpit to Pixel". Either way, we'll be watching (or scrolling) with popcorn in hand.
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How To... Brian Houston Edition
- How to start an online church: Find a good internet connection, a camera, and a willingness to talk to people you can't see.
- How to handle a scandal: Hire a good PR team, offer a sincere apology (or not), and hope people forget about it eventually.
- How to reinvent yourself: Embrace the digital age, find a new niche, and pretend like nothing happened.
- How to stay relevant: Keep up with the trends, use catchy hashtags, and maybe consider getting a pet for your livestreams.
- How to preach to an empty room: Imagine a really enthusiastic audience, and talk really loud.
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