Brian Houston: From Hillsong to Online Haven
So, what's the big cheese, Brian Houston, up to these days? You know, the guy who used to lead a mega-church that made stadiums look like intimate prayer circles? Well, buckle up, folks, because this story is juicier than a celebrity gossip column.
The Hillsong Hustle (or Humble Beginnings, Depending on Your POV)
Let’s rewind a bit. Brian Houston was the poster boy for modern Christianity. Hillsong? It was like the Apple Store of churches: sleek, trendy, and everyone wanted a piece of it. But then came the scandals, the allegations, and the whole "stepping aside" drama. It was like watching a reality TV show, but with less drama and more awkward silence.
The Great Online Exodus
Fast forward to now, and Brian Houston is doing what every self-respecting ex-mega-church leader does: starting an online church. Yes, you read that right. An online church. It’s like turning your living room into a cathedral, but with better WiFi. The man's got hustle, you gotta give him that. Maybe he's aiming to be the next Joel Osteen of Zoom?
Now, I’m not saying online churches are bad. It's the future, right? But it's like going from a rock concert to a solo acoustic performance. Less flashy, more intimate. Or maybe it's just me craving that Sunday morning coffee and awkward small talk.
What's Next for the Houston Household?
Who knows? Maybe Brian Houston will become a TikTok sensation with his sermons. Or perhaps he'll write a tell-all book titled "From Pulpit to Pixel". Either way, we'll be watching (or scrolling) with popcorn in hand.
How To... Brian Houston Edition
- How to start an online church: Find a good internet connection, a camera, and a willingness to talk to people you can't see.
- How to handle a scandal: Hire a good PR team, offer a sincere apology (or not), and hope people forget about it eventually.
- How to reinvent yourself: Embrace the digital age, find a new niche, and pretend like nothing happened.
- How to stay relevant: Keep up with the trends, use catchy hashtags, and maybe consider getting a pet for your livestreams.
- How to preach to an empty room: Imagine a really enthusiastic audience, and talk really loud.
