Bears, Preseason, and the Eternal Question: When Do They Actually Play?
So, you're a Bears fan. You've probably been counting down the days until the sweet, sweet sound of pads crashing and the roar of the Soldier Field crowd fills your life once again. But hold your horses, champ. We're talking preseason here. You know, that weird, limbo period where players look like they're still learning how to hold a football and the score is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
The Preseason: A Necessary Evil?
Let's be honest, the preseason is basically the NFL's version of a warm-up act. It's where we get to see if the new rookie wide receiver can actually catch a ball without dropping it, and if the backup quarterback can remember which end zone to throw the ball into. But hey, it's something to watch while we patiently wait for the regular season to start.
When Do the Bears Actually Play Their First Preseason Game?
Okay, okay, let's cut to the chase. The Chicago Bears kick off their 2024 preseason campaign on Thursday, August 1st. They'll be facing off against the Houston Texans in the Hall of Fame Game. So, mark your calendars, set your alarms, and prepare to witness some truly questionable football.
Important Note: This is the Hall of Fame Game, which technically isn't part of the regular preseason schedule, but it's a good warm-up for the real deal.
What to Expect: A Masterclass in Mediocrity
Don't get too excited about the preseason, folks. This is the time of year when even the most die-hard fans find themselves questioning their life choices. Expect plenty of punts, questionable play calls, and maybe, just maybe, a few flashes of brilliance. But let's be real, most of the players will be more focused on not getting injured than actually winning the game.
So, there you have it. The Bears preseason schedule is here, and it's as thrilling as a root canal. But hey, every journey starts with a single step, or in this case, a single preseason game. Here's to hoping the Bears come out swinging (or at least not fumbling) when they take the field.
How To... Bears Preseason Survival Guide
- How to survive the preseason: Lower your expectations. Seriously, it's preseason.
- How to impress your friends with Bears trivia: Learn the names of all the backup quarterbacks.
- How to avoid disappointment: Don't get too attached to any preseason heroics.
- How to prepare for the regular season: Stock up on snacks and your favorite team jersey.
- How to stay sane during the preseason: Remember, it's just football. There's a whole world out there.
