Cowboys vs. Bears: A Matchup for the Ages (Or Not)
So, you wanna know when the Dallas Cowboys and the Chicago Bears are gonna lock horns, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this might get a little complicated.
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A Brief History of Epic Battles (Or Not So Epic)
The Cowboys and Bears have a history as old as time (or at least as old as the NFL). It's a rivalry that's been etched into the annals of football lore. Or something like that. Let's be honest, it's not exactly the Packers vs. Bears or Steelers vs. Ravens. But hey, any excuse to watch grown men in tight pants run into each other, right?
When Do These Teams Actually Play?
Now, the burning question: when do these two storied franchises meet on the gridiron? Well, the bad news is, they're not scheduled to play in the upcoming season. So, you'll have to wait until the next NFL season to see these two teams clash (or maybe they'll surprise us with a preseason matchup - who knows!).
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What to Do in the Meantime?
While you’re waiting for the Cowboys and Bears to face off, here are some suggestions to pass the time:
- Learn to knit a tiny football jersey for your cat.
- Master the art of deep-dish pizza, Chicago style.
- Start a fan club for the replacement kicker.
How to...
- How to avoid disappointment: Lower your expectations. Football is a fickle mistress.
- How to prepare for the next Cowboys-Bears game: Stock up on snacks, beer, and pain relievers.
- How to impress your friends with football knowledge: Learn the difference between a slant and a screen pass.
- How to survive a Cowboys-Bears tailgate: Dress in layers, bring sunscreen, and hope for good weather.
- How to cope with your team losing: Therapy, ice cream, and a supportive friend.
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