When Does Chicago Turn Into an Icebox?
Let's Talk Snow (Or Lack Thereof)
So, you're planning a Chicago trip and you're wondering when you should break out the snow boots and mittens. Well, buckle up, buttercup, because predicting Chicago's winter weather is like trying to predict the next flavor of LaCroix – you never really know what you're gonna get.
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
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Chicago's Winter: A Love-Hate Relationship
Chicagoans have a complicated relationship with winter. It's like that ex you can't quite shake: sometimes you miss them, but mostly you're just glad they're gone. Winter in the Windy City is a rollercoaster of emotions. One day you're building a snowman, the next you're questioning your life choices.
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
When Does the Snow Actually Start?
Historically, Chicago's first snowfall usually graces us with its presence around Halloween. But let's be real, Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor. She could drop a foot of snow on October 1st, or she could tease us with rain until December. It's all a big game to her, and we're just the pawns.
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Pro Tip: Don't pack your snow gear until at least November. And even then, be prepared to be disappointed.
QuickTip: Read actively, not passively.
How to Survive a Chicago Winter
Surviving a Chicago winter is a skill, not a talent. Here are a few tips to help you make it through:
- Layer Up: Onion-style dressing is key. You'll thank us later.
- Embrace the Indoors: There's a reason Chicago has some of the best museums and restaurants in the country.
- Find a Good Bar: Nothing warms you up like a cozy spot with a hot drink.
How to Deal with Snow (If It Ever Comes)
- How to Build a Snowman: Roll three snowballs, stick them together, and add some accessories. Easy peasy.
- How to Drive in Snow: Slowly, carefully, and with a lot of patience.
- How to Shovel Snow: With your neighbor's shovel, preferably.
- How to Avoid Frostbite: Wear gloves, hats, and scarves. Duh.
- How to Stay Sane During a Blizzard: Netflix, hot chocolate, and a good book.
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