Where in the World is Brian Houston? A Deep Dive (or Shallow Puddle)
So, you're wondering where Brian Houston is hanging his hat these days, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride. Or maybe a slow, leisurely stroll through a theological garden. Depends on your preference for metaphors.
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| Where Does Brian Houston Live Now |
The Hillsong Houdini?
You might remember Brian Houston as the guy who led a church that was basically the Christian equivalent of a rock concert. Hillsong? More like Hills-awesome, am I right? But then, bam, he steps down. And now, the world is left wondering: where did he go? Did he join a monastery? Become a stand-up comedian? Or is he just chilling at home, binge-watching Netflix and eating copious amounts of ice cream?
The Great Australian Exodus
The truth is a bit less dramatic. Brian Houston is still in Australia. Yep, the same place where he built a church empire that could rival the Roman Catholic Church (okay, maybe not that big, but you get the idea). He and his wife, Bobbie, are actually planning to launch a new church. So, it looks like we can expect another round of catchy worship songs, inspirational sermons, and maybe even a few viral TikTok dances.
What’s Next for the Houston Clan?
Only time will tell what the future holds for Brian Houston and his family. But one thing's for sure: the world of religion is about to get a whole lot more interesting. Or at least, a whole lot louder.
How To... Questions About Brian Houston
How to keep up with Brian Houston?
- Follow him and his wife Bobbie on social media. They're usually pretty active.
How to start a mega-church?
- First, have a really catchy name. Second, write some incredibly catchy songs. Third, hope for the best.
How to deal with the pressure of being a famous pastor?
- Probably by hiring a really good therapist. Or maybe just by quitting and opening a bakery.
How to recover from a scandal?
- Time, genuine remorse, and a really good PR team.
How to know if you're called to be a pastor?
- If you're constantly giving unsolicited advice, you might be on the right track.
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