Where in the World is Kelly Severide?
Let’s talk about the elephant in the firehouse – Kelly Severide. Or should I say, the missing elephant? Because honestly, where the heck is this guy? One minute he’s fighting fires and saving kittens, the next he’s gone MIA, leaving us all wondering if he’s joined the circus or become a deep-sea diver.
The Great Severide Disappearance
Remember when Severide casually decided to enroll in some arson investigation program in Alabama? We all thought, “Cool, career upgrade!” But then he just vanished. No goodbye party, no heartfelt speech, just poof. It was like he was abducted by aliens or something. I mean, c'mon, a little heads up would have been nice, Severide! Stella must have felt like she was married to a ghost.
The Return of the Prodigal Firefighter
Thankfully, our boy Severide eventually decided to resurface. But let’s be honest, it was more like a "reluctant return." He was all, "Oh, hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?" as if he'd been gone for a weekend, not months. And don't even get me started on the trust issues Stella had to deal with. Girl, we feel you.
Severide: The Arson Investigator
So, now Severide is officially an arson investigator. We’re not entirely sure what that entails, but it sounds important. We’re just hoping he doesn’t burn down any more buildings in the process. And let’s be real, we miss him at the firehouse. Who else is going to crack wise and save the day in the most dramatic fashion possible?
In conclusion, Severide's on-again, off-again relationship with Chicago Fire has been as dramatic as one of his rescues. But let’s hope he sticks around for good this time. We need our resident hothead back in action!
How To... Severide Edition
- How to disappear without a trace: Apparently, enrolling in an arson investigation program in Alabama is a good start.
- How to make a grand return: Show up, look slightly apologetic, and then immediately jump back into the action.
- How to deal with a trust issues: Therapy, lots of ice cream, and maybe a really cute puppy.
- How to become an arson investigator: We're not entirely sure, but it probably involves a lot of staring at burnt-out buildings.
- How to steal the show: Be Kelly Severide.
