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Lost in La La Land: Your Weekend Survival Guide
So, you're in LA for the weekend, huh? Lucky duck! You’ve got more options than a Kardashian has outfits. But fear not, intrepid explorer, I’m here to guide you through the concrete jungle. Let’s dive in!
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| Where To Go In Los Angeles This Weekend |
Beach Please
First things first, let's talk about the obvious: the beach. But not just any beach. We’re talking about those iconic stretches of sand that make you question your life choices and consider buying a surfboard.
- Santa Monica Pier: This is the classic LA beach experience. Ferris wheel, arcade games, and overpriced cotton candy. It's like a real-life Instagram filter.
- Venice Beach: If you want to see a human zoo (in a good way), head to Venice. Muscle Beach, street performers, and some of the most interesting people-watching you'll ever do.
- Malibu: For a more upscale beach vibe, Malibu is your spot. You might even spot a celebrity. Or, you know, just pretend you did.
Hollywood Dreaming
Of course, no trip to LA is complete without a dose of Hollywood glamour. But let's be real, you’re not going to bump into Brad Pitt at Starbucks.
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- The Hollywood Walk of Fame: Okay, this is touristy, but it’s also kind of fun. You can play a drinking game: take a shot for every reality star's star.
- Universal Studios: If you're into theme parks, this is a must. Just be prepared to wait in line for a really long time.
- Griffith Observatory: For a more chill Hollywood experience, head to Griffith Observatory. The views are insane, and you might even learn something.
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry
LA is a food lover’s paradise. From tacos to sushi, there’s something to satisfy every craving. But let’s be honest, you’re probably going to end up eating In-N-Out at some point.
- Food Trucks: LA has an amazing food truck scene. You can find everything from gourmet burgers to Korean tacos.
- Farmers Markets: If you want to eat healthy(ish), check out one of LA’s many farmers markets. You’ll find fresh produce, artisanal cheeses, and overpriced juice cleanses.
- Cocktails with a View: LA has no shortage of rooftop bars with stunning views. Just be prepared to pay a pretty penny for that Instagram-worthy photo.
Other Stuff to Do
- Hiking: LA has some amazing hiking trails. If you're feeling adventurous, try Runyon Canyon.
- Museums: The Getty Center, LACMA, and the Natural History Museum are all worth a visit.
- Shopping: From Rodeo Drive to Melrose Avenue, LA has endless shopping options. Just be prepared to break the bank.
How to...
- How to survive LA traffic? Accept it. Embrace it. Learn to meditate while sitting still.
- How to dress like a local? Jeans, a t-shirt, and sneakers. You can add sunglasses and a hat for extra points.
- How to find a parking spot? Pray. Or use a parking app.
- How to avoid being starstruck? Remember, they're just people. With way more money.
- How to have fun in LA? Relax, enjoy the sunshine, and don't take yourself too seriously.
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