When Will This Inferno End? A Los Angeles Heat Wave Survival Guide
Los Angeles, the city of dreams, is currently experiencing a heat wave that's more like a heat inferno. The sidewalks are so hot, you can practically cook an egg on them (although we don't recommend trying it). The air is thick with the promise of dehydration, and the only thing cooler than the ocean is the idea of it.
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Is This Even Legal?
We get it, LA. You love to bask in the sun. But this is ridiculous! We’re starting to think the city council has a secret pact with the sun god, Apollo, to turn us all into crispy critters. Someone needs to call PETA. Or at least the weatherman.
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Survival Tips: Because You Might Need Them
- Embrace Your Inner Mermaid: If you have a pool, consider never leaving it. If you don't, start planning your next vacation to Fiji.
- Hydrate or Die-drate: Water is your new best friend. And maybe your second and third. Electrolytes are cool too, but let's be honest, water is the real MVP.
- Dress for the Occasion: Think lightweight, breathable fabrics. And maybe a tiny sombrero. Just kidding, unless...
- Night Owl or Early Bird: Choose wisely. If you're not a fan of melting, consider staying up late or waking up super early.
When Will This Torture End?
Ah, the burning question. Unfortunately, the weather forecast is a bit of a tease. It hints at a possible cooldown in the near future, but then it winks and says, "Just kidding!" So, until then, keep your cool (pun intended) and remember, this too shall pass. Eventually.
How to Stay Sane During a Heat Wave
- How to cool down without AC? - Find a shady spot, mist yourself with water, or use ice packs.
- How to prevent heatstroke? - Drink plenty of water, wear loose-fitting clothes, and avoid strenuous activity.
- How to keep your pets cool? - Provide plenty of fresh water, avoid walking them during the hottest parts of the day, and never leave them in a parked car.
- How to stay entertained indoors? - Binge-watch your favorite shows, read a book, or play video games.
- How to cook without heating up your kitchen? - Grill outdoors, use a slow cooker, or opt for cold dishes like salads and sandwiches.
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