LA: Where the Sun Shines and the Stars Align (Or Something Like That)
So, you're in LA, huh? Congrats on choosing a city where the weather is perpetually trying to outdo itself and the number of celebrities per square mile is, well, let’s just say it’s higher than the rent. But don't worry, amidst all the glitz and glam, there's actually stuff to do.
Hollywood: It's Not Just for Star-Spotting (Although, Let's Be Honest, That's Pretty Fun Too)
Let's start with the obvious: Hollywood. Sure, you can spend hours gawking at the Walk of Fame like a crazed tourist, but there's more to it than that. The Dolby Theatre is a stunning piece of architecture, even if you're not into award shows. And if you're feeling adventurous, you can always try your luck at getting a table at the Ivy. Just don't be surprised if the waiter treats you like you're wearing last season's trends.
Beach Bumming: Because Who Doesn't Love Sand Between Their Toes?
LA is a beach town, people! And not just any beach town, but a beach town where you can see surfers who look like they stepped out of a shampoo commercial. Santa Monica is classic, with its pier and amusement park. Venice Beach is a colorful mix of street performers, bodybuilders, and people who are really into their roller skates. And Malibu? Well, Malibu is basically a postcard.
Food, Glorious Food: A Gastronomic Adventure
From taco trucks to Michelin-starred restaurants, LA has it all. Don't miss out on trying In-N-Out Burger, a local institution. And if you're feeling fancy, there are plenty of places to drop some serious cash on a plate of pasta. Just remember, tipping is expected.
Beyond the Obvious: Hidden Gems of LA
- Hiking: Griffith Observatory offers stunning views of the city and is a great place to start your hiking adventure.
- Museums: The Getty Center is an art lover's paradise, while the Natural History Museum is perfect for families.
- Live Music: From small clubs to massive arenas, LA has a thriving music scene.
How to...
- How to survive LA traffic? Embrace the carpool lane, public transportation, or learn to love audiobooks.
- How to spot a celebrity? Hang out in trendy restaurants, go to Hollywood events, or just be really lucky.
- How to find affordable housing? Good luck with that. Seriously, though, consider roommates or looking outside the city center.
- How to avoid looking like a tourist? Dress casually but stylishly, learn some basic local slang, and don't walk slowly on the sidewalk.
- How to have fun in LA? Relax, enjoy the sunshine, and explore everything this city has to offer.
