Texas vs. Texas A&M: A Battle of Billionaires
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| Who Has More Money Texas Or Texas A&m |
Who's Got the Bigger Wallet?
Alright, let's talk money. Not your money, obviously – that's a sad story. We're talking about the really big money. You know, the kind that makes your eyes glaze over and your jaw drop. The kind of money that can buy you your own personal moon colony (if only it were that simple).
We're comparing two heavyweights in the financial boxing ring: the state of Texas and Texas A&M University. Yeah, I know, it's like comparing a T-Rex to a really smart T-Rex. But stick with me, this is gonna be fun.
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Texas: The Lone Star State of Spending
Texas, the granddaddy of them all. A state so big, it has its own weather patterns. And, apparently, its own economy. With a GDP that could rival small countries, Texas is no stranger to big bucks. Oil, gas, tech – they've got it all. It’s like if Scrooge McDuck was a state.
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But, you know, being in charge of an entire state is expensive. Roads, schools, prisons – it all adds up. And let's not forget about those property taxes. Ouch. So while Texas is rolling in dough, it's also got a lot of mouths to feed.
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Texas A&M: The Aggie Money Machine
Now, Texas A&M. This is where things get interesting. You'd think a university would be all about learning and stuff, right? Well, yeah, but they also happen to be sitting on a pretty penny. Endowment funds, tuition fees, research grants – it all adds up to a whole lot of moolah.
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Texas A&M's endowment is so big, it could probably fund its own space program. And let's not forget about the alumni network. Aggies are loyal bunch, and they're not afraid to open their wallets for their alma mater.
The Verdict?
So, who wins? Well, it's not exactly a fair fight. Texas is a whole state with millions of taxpayers. Texas A&M is a university, albeit a very big and rich one. It’s like comparing apples to... well, a really expensive apple tree.
But if we're talking about who has more money per capita, Texas A&M might just take the cake. Their endowment is impressive, and their spending is focused, unlike a state government that has to juggle a million different things.
So there you have it. Texas has the bigger wallet, but Texas A&M might have the bigger percentage of disposable income.
How To...
- How to become a Texas billionaire? Discover oil, buy a lot of land, or invent the next big thing.
- How to get into Texas A&M? Study hard, get good grades, and hope for the best.
- How to invest in Texas? Research different sectors like real estate, energy, or technology.
- How to donate to Texas A&M? Check out the Texas A&M Foundation website.
- How to spend a billion dollars? Hire a financial advisor, probably.
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