Who’s Calling the Shots in College Station?
So, you wanna know who's the big cheese, the mastermind, the Napoleon of the gridiron for Texas A&M, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is gonna be a rollercoaster of information, sprinkled with just the right amount of sarcasm.
The Coaching Carousel: A Tale of Two Coaches
Let’s start with the guy who used to be in charge: Jimbo Fisher. Now, this guy was a character, wasn’t he? He was like that uncle who always promises to take you to the amusement park but never shows up. Or maybe more like that uncle who borrows money and never pays you back. But hey, he did win a national championship once, so we can't completely write him off.
Enter Mike Elko: Our new shiny toy. He's fresh off the Duke campus, where he apparently turned water into wine or something equally impressive. The jury is still out on whether he's the messiah or just another coach, but hey, we’re all rooting for him. Unless, of course, you’re a fan of another SEC team. Then, we’re definitely not rooting for him.
What’s in Store for the Aggies?
Only time will tell if Elko can turn things around in College Station. He’s got big shoes to fill, or rather, expensive shoes to fill, considering how much they paid to get rid of the old coach. But hey, maybe he’s the breath of fresh air the program needs. Maybe he’ll turn the Aggies into a dynasty. Or maybe he'll just be another coach.
We'll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, let's enjoy the drama, the speculation, and the endless debates about whether Texas A&M is overrated or underrated. It's all part of the fun, right?
How to Questions About Texas A&M Coaching
- How to pronounce Mike Elko's name correctly? El-koh
- How to cope with being a Texas A&M fan? Therapy helps.
- How to become the coach of Texas A&M? Win a lot of games and have a really good agent.
- How to survive the SEC? Tough question, even Nick Saban is still figuring it out.
- How to avoid talking about Texas A&M football? Easy, just change the subject.