Houston: The Band's Black Hole
Houston, we have a problem. And it’s not just the traffic. It’s the fact that bands seem to think our city is a cosmic black hole that swallows up touring acts without a trace. We're talking about a city with more than four million people, a thriving music scene, and a seemingly endless supply of barbecue. So, what gives?
The Houston Hoodoo
Let's dive into some theories, shall we?
The Great Texas Triangle: This theory suggests that bands are simply caught in a love triangle with Austin and Dallas. Austin, the self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital of the World," has a certain allure, while Dallas, well, it's Dallas. Houston, the often-overlooked middle child, gets stuck in the shadow of its more glamorous siblings.
The Venue Vortex: Could it be that Houston's venue scene is simply not up to par? While we’ve got some great spots, there might be a lack of mid-sized venues that perfectly fit the sweet spot for many touring bands. It's like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but with stages instead of porridge.
The Houstonian Hangover: Perhaps the biggest mystery of all is the Houstonian concert-going psyche. Are we too picky? Too laid back? Or do we simply wait until the last minute to buy tickets? Whatever the case, it’s a well-known fact that ticket sales are a major factor in a band's decision to include a city on their tour.
How to Fix This Mess
Okay, so we’ve established that Houston has a concert problem. What can we do about it?
- Support Local Music: If we want to attract big-name acts, we need to prove that we can support our own. So, get out there and see local bands!
- Be a Better Concert-Goer: Buy tickets early, show up on time, and for the love of all that is holy, put your phone away.
- Build More Venues: We need more spaces for bands of all sizes to play. Let's make some noise to our city officials about this!
How To...
- How to convince a band to play Houston? Be a passionate fan, buy tickets early, and tag the band on social media with your plea.
- How to enjoy a concert without being that annoying person? Keep your phone on silent, stand back if you’re short, and sing along (quietly).
- How to discover new local music? Check out local music venues, follow local music blogs, and attend music festivals.
- How to support the Houston music scene? Attend local shows, buy merch, and tell your friends about your favorite local bands.
- How to survive the Houston traffic after a concert? Leave early, use public transportation, or embrace the carpool.
So, there you have it. Houston, we’re counting on you to help change this narrative. Let’s show the world that we deserve a spot on every tour!