LA: The City of Angels or the City of Clouds?
Los Angeles, the land of sunshine, palm trees, and endless possibilities, has been acting more like London lately. Seriously, what's up with all the clouds? It's like the city decided to host a permanent cloud-watching competition. I mean, we get it, LA, you're trying to be mysterious and alluring, but come on, give us a break!
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| Why Has Los Angeles Been So Cloudy |
May Gray, June Gloom, and Now... July Grey?
We've all heard of May Gray and June Gloom, those pesky periods when the city seems to forget how to turn on the sun. But now, it's July and we're still dealing with this overcast nonsense. It's like Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on us. I swear, if I see one more Instagram post with a filter that makes the sky look even more dramatic, I might just lose it.
Conspiracy Theories Abound
Of course, with any unexplained phenomenon, conspiracy theories are bound to pop up. Some say it's aliens trying to hide their UFOs, others blame it on the Kardashians' excessive use of cloud machines. Personally, I'm leaning towards the theory that the clouds are just a ploy to keep us from noticing how much traffic there is.
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So, What's a Sun-Starved Angeleno to Do?
- Embrace the Fog: Channel your inner Londoner and invest in a good raincoat. Or, you know, just stay in bed and binge-watch your favorite shows.
- Vitamin D Supplements: Because who needs the real thing when you can just take a pill?
- Cloud-Watching Competitions: Get creative with your cloud formations. Is that a puppy? A dinosaur? A giant slice of pizza? The possibilities are endless.
How to...
- How to survive May Gray and June Gloom: Stock up on coffee, cozy blankets, and binge-worthy shows.
- How to find sunshine in LA: Check the weather forecast religiously and be prepared to chase the sun.
- How to make the most of cloudy days: Discover indoor hobbies, like cooking, reading, or learning a new language.
- How to plan outdoor events during cloudy weather: Have a backup plan, like indoor venues or activities that can be enjoyed indoors and outdoors.
- How to appreciate the beauty of clouds: Look for interesting cloud formations and take photos to share with friends.
So, there you have it. The great LA cloud mystery. Let's hope the sun makes a triumphant return soon, or at least brings some decent rain with it. Until then, let's all just try to stay sane and enjoy the cooler temperatures.
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