Why LA and Subways Are Like Oil and Water
Los Angeles. The city of dreams, sunshine, and... a baffling lack of underground transportation. While New York boasts a subterranean labyrinth and Tokyo has a subway system that's more complex than your ex's relationship status, LA seems content to let its residents navigate a concrete jungle on four wheels. So, what gives?
The Car Cult: It's Not Just a Phase
Let's face it, LA has a serious car problem. It's like a cult, but instead of robes and weird rituals, everyone's wearing sunglasses and listening to podcasts. The city was practically designed for cars. Wide, sprawling avenues, endless parking lots, and drive-thrus as far as the eye can see. Public transportation? That's for suckers who want to arrive at their destination smelling like a damp dog.
The Great Subway Conspiracy (Probably Not)
There have been attempts to bring the subway to LA, but it's been a journey fraught with challenges. You've got your classic NIMBYs (Not In My Backyard) blocking construction, the mind-boggling complexity of underground engineering in a city built on fault lines, and let's not forget the whole "funding" thing. It's like trying to herd cats, but with more concrete and fewer purrs.
The Freeway Phenomenon
LA's freeway system is a marvel of modern engineering. Or at least it was, until everyone decided to use it. Now it's more like a giant parking lot with occasional bursts of speed. The city seems to have put all its eggs in the freeway basket, and now it's struggling to justify spending billions on something that goes underground. Can you imagine the traffic jams if everyone suddenly decided to take the subway? It would be like the Purge, but with more delays.
So, Will LA Ever Get a Subway?
The short answer is: probably, but don't hold your breath. There are plans, there's progress, but it's slow going. In the meantime, we can dream of a day when we can zip underground without worrying about traffic, road rage, or finding a parking spot. Until then, enjoy the ride (literally).
How to cope with LA traffic:
- How to find the least congested route: Use real-time traffic apps.
- How to stay sane in traffic: Listen to podcasts, audiobooks, or your favorite tunes.
- How to maximize your time: Use traffic as an opportunity to catch up on emails or phone calls.
- How to avoid road rage: Practice deep breathing and mindfulness.
- How to appreciate the view: Take in the sights of the city, especially at sunset.