NCIS: Los Angeles - The Paramount Plus Mystery
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the submarine in the ocean? Why on earth is there only one measly season of NCIS: Los Angeles on Paramount+? I mean, come on, Paramount Plus! You're supposed to be the streaming service equivalent of a bottomless pit of entertainment, but you're acting like a stingy grandma with the cookie jar.
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Why Is There Only One Season Of Ncis Los Angeles On Paramount Plus |
The Great NCIS: LA Heist
Is it possible that a rival streaming service has infiltrated Paramount Plus and stolen all the NCIS: Los Angeles seasons? I'm starting to think so. I mean, it's not like they're going to get away with it, right? We, the loyal fans, won't let that happen. We'll form a squad, just like Callen and Sam, and we'll track down those digital thieves.
A Conspiracy Theory or Just Bad Planning?
Maybe it's a grand scheme to drive us all insane? Make us so desperate for more Hetty and Callen that we'll start seeing their faces in our toast? Or maybe it's just a case of really, really bad planning? Like, someone at Paramount Plus thought, "Hey, let's just put one season on there and see what happens." Well, what happened is a whole lot of angry fans, that's what.
What Can We Do?
We could start a petition, we could write angry letters (in our best Deeks handwriting), or we could just collectively hold our breath until Paramount Plus comes to its senses. But seriously, Paramount Plus, get your act together. We need our NCIS: Los Angeles fix!
How To...
- How to survive without NCIS: Los Angeles? - Learn to appreciate other shows (but let's be honest, nothing will ever truly replace it).
- How to express your frustration to Paramount Plus? - Use your loudest, most dramatic voice. Bonus points for quoting NCIS: LA lines.
- How to find other NCIS: LA fans? - Join online communities, social media groups, or start a neighborhood watch.
- How to cope with the cliffhangers? - Create your own fan fiction endings.
- How to keep hope alive? - Remember, miracles do happen. And so do new seasons of TV shows.