Jimmy John's: A New York Minute
Is There a Jimmy John's in the Concrete Jungle?
So, you're craving a Freaky Fast sandwich, huh? You've got that classic Jimmy John's hunger, and you're wondering if the Big Apple can satisfy your craving. Well, let's dive right in!
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The Jimmy John's New York Conundrum
For years, the idea of a Jimmy John's infiltrating the concrete jungle was about as likely as a bagel shop opening in the Midwest. But hold your horses, sandwich lovers! There's been a slight change of plans.
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Jimmy John's has actually planted its flag in the heart of New York City! That's right, you heard it here first (or maybe second, or third, but who's counting?). So, if you're in the right borough, you can now experience the joy of a lettuce, tomato, and onion sandwich with unmatched speed.
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Which Borough is the Lucky Duck?
Now, before you start planning your Jimmy John's pilgrimage, let's get one thing straight: this isn't a citywide takeover. No, no, no. We're talking about a single location. And where is this holy grail of sub sandwiches located, you ask?
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Brooklyn.
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That's right, Brooklynites, you're the lucky ones. While the rest of us are still dreaming of a Jimmy John's on every corner, you can actually taste the Freaky Fast goodness for yourself.
What About the Rest of Us?
If you're a Manhattanite, Queens resident, or Bronx dweller, don't despair. While there's currently no Jimmy John's to be found in your neck of the woods, who knows what the future holds? Maybe one day, we'll all be able to enjoy the simple pleasure of a number 10 without having to take a train to Brooklyn.
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Until then, we can only dream, right? Or maybe start a petition. Or, you know, just find a really good local deli.
How to... Jimmy John's Edition
- How to find the Jimmy John's in Brooklyn: Check the Jimmy John's website for the exact address.
- How to order a Jimmy John's like a pro: Start with a classic number 4 (turkey, tomato, onion, mayo, mustard, lettuce) and customize from there.
- How to survive the wait for Jimmy John's to come to your neighborhood: Practice patience, dream of sandwiches, and explore other local sandwich shops.
- How to convince Jimmy John's to expand to your city: Write a heartfelt letter, start a social media campaign, or maybe just move to Brooklyn.
- How to enjoy a Jimmy John's sandwich: Relish every bite and appreciate the simplicity of a well-made sub.
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