Are You Garbage? A NYC Town Hall Spectacular
So, you wanna know if you're garbage? Well, who doesn't, right? It's a burning question in the hearts of New Yorkers, and apparently, so pressing that it warranted a whole town hall dedicated to it. Let's dive into the dumpster fire that is "Are You Garbage?"
What is this Madness?
For those living under a rock (or maybe just avoiding the internet), "Are You Garbage?" is a comedic podcast turned live show. It's basically a modern-day witch hunt, but instead of burning people at the stake, they're just publicly labeled as garbage. Fun, right? The show's hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, have taken it upon themselves to determine who among us is truly trashy.
The Town Hall: A Garbage Gala
The "Are You Garbage?" town hall was a spectacle to behold. Imagine a room full of people, all secretly hoping they won't be called out for their questionable life choices. It was like a high-stakes game of truth or dare, but with way less truth and way more dare.
The highlights of the evening included:
- People confessing to heinous fashion crimes from the past.
- Wild tales of questionable food combinations.
- A heated debate about the merits of reality TV.
Basically, it was a rollercoaster of cringe and laughter.
Am I Garbage? A Serious Question
Now, you might be wondering, "Am I garbage?" Well, that's a tough one to answer without knowing your deepest, darkest secrets. But here are a few general guidelines:
- If you've ever owned a pair of JNCO jeans, you're probably at least 70% garbage.
- If your idea of a balanced meal includes a questionable amount of processed cheese, you're definitely on the garbage spectrum.
- If you've ever used a George Foreman grill to cook anything other than a frozen pizza, you're garbage gold.
But remember, everyone has their moments of garbage. It's okay to embrace your inner trash monster from time to time.
How to Determine Your Garbage Level
- How to identify your garbage fashion phase: Look back at old photos. If you cringed, congratulations, you've found your garbage era.
- How to assess your culinary garbage: Analyze your fridge. If it contains more condiments than actual food, you might be a garbage chef.
- How to recognize your garbage TV habits: Check your streaming history. If it's mostly reality TV and true crime, you're probably in the garbage zone.
- How to evaluate your social media garbage: Scroll through your feed. If you're constantly comparing yourself to others, you might be drowning in garbage.
- How to embrace your inner garbage: Accept that everyone has their trashy moments. Laugh it off and move on.
So, there you have it. The world of "Are You Garbage?" is a wild and wonderful place. Whether you're a seasoned garbage enthusiast or a newbie to the trash world, there's always something new to learn. Just remember, even the cleanest people have a little garbage in them. Embrace it, and you might just find yourself having a lot more fun.