Cody Bellinger: Chicago's Accidental Heartthrob?
So, Cody Bellinger and Chicago. A match made in baseball heaven, or just a really good PR move? Let’s dive into this burning question.
The Windy City Woo
First off, let's address the elephant in the room: does Cody actually like Chicago? Well, he did re-sign, so that's something. Maybe he’s just a sucker for deep dish pizza and the iconic skyline. Or perhaps he’s secretly a huge fan of the Chicago Fire FC and just hasn’t told anyone. Who knows, right?
But let’s be real, the dude seems pretty chill about the whole thing. No dramatic declarations of love for the city, just a simple "I like it here." Classic case of "if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all."
Wrigleyville Vibes
One thing’s for sure, Wrigley Field seems to have cast a spell on him. Maybe it's the ivy-covered walls, the classic charm, or the fact that he absolutely crushes it there. Whatever it is, the place clearly holds a special place in his heart. It's like he's found his happy place, baseball bat in hand.
But let’s not get carried away. This isn’t a rom-com. There’s no grand gesture, no public proposal. It’s just a guy and his baseball field, living their best lives. And hey, we can’t blame him for that.
The Verdict?
Is Cody Bellinger madly in love with Chicago? We can’t say for sure. But he definitely seems to enjoy his time there. And that, my friends, is good enough for us. After all, love is a complex thing. Sometimes it’s grand gestures, sometimes it’s just a quiet comfort. And maybe, just maybe, Cody Bellinger has found his quiet comfort in the Windy City.
How To... Cody Bellinger Edition
- How to hit a home run like Cody Bellinger? Practice, practice, practice. And maybe a little bit of natural talent.
- How to be as cool as Cody Bellinger? Try to avoid being in the spotlight. Or, if that’s not possible, just act like you don’t care.
- How to get a contract like Cody Bellinger’s? Be really good at baseball. Or, you know, be lucky.
- How to deal with the pressure of playing for a historic franchise? Just pretend you’re playing in your backyard.
- How to enjoy Chicago like Cody Bellinger? Eat deep dish pizza, visit Wrigley Field, and maybe, just maybe, sign a lucrative contract with the Cubs.