Has Kelly Severide Finally Burned His Bridge?
A Deep Dive into the Severide Saga
So, let’s talk about the elephant in the firehouse: Kelly Severide. Our boy, the resident hothead with a heart of gold, has a habit of making dramatic exits. It’s like he’s auditioning for a real-life soap opera. First, he up and leaves to become an arson investigator, leaving Stella Kidd to hold down the fort (and probably question her life choices). Then, poof, he’s back, all mysterious and brooding.
Now, the question on everyone's lips (or at least, on the lips of every Chicago Fire superfan) is: Is Kelly Severide actually leaving Chicago Fire for good this time?
Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
It's starting to feel like Severide has a teleportation device hidden in his bunker gear. One minute he's fighting fires and saving kittens, the next he’s off on some secret mission, leaving us all to wonder if we’ll ever see him again. It’s like a never-ending game of hide-and-seek, and we’re starting to get tired of being the seekers.
The Writers: Are They Playing With Fire?
Let's be honest, the writers are having a field day with this whole Severide drama. It's like they've discovered the ultimate plot device: make Severide disappear, watch the ratings soar. We can't deny it's entertaining, but come on, can we get a little consistency? Our hearts can’t take much more of this emotional rollercoaster.
So, What’s the Verdict?
As of now, it's looking like Severide might be sticking around. But who knows? This is Chicago Fire we're talking about. Anything can happen. We could wake up tomorrow to find out he’s joined the circus or become a professional dog walker.
Until then, we’ll just have to keep tuning in, clutching our hearts, and hoping for the best. Or maybe, just maybe, it's time for Severide to settle down, have a few kids, and become the neighborhood barbecue king. Now that would be a storyline we could get behind.
How To... Deal with Severide's Exits
- How to cope with Severide's absence: Stock up on tissues, binge-watch old episodes, and find a new TV show to fill the void.
- How to prepare for Severide's return: Dust off your welcome-back banner, learn some celebratory cheers, and prepare your heart for another emotional rollercoaster.
- How to survive the Severide drama: Remember, it's just a TV show. Take deep breaths, enjoy the ride, and don’t take it personally.
- How to become a Chicago Fire writer: Start by creating a character even more dramatic than Severide. Good luck with that.
- How to accept that you might never know the truth: Embrace the mystery. It's part of the Chicago Fire charm.