When Houston Turned into Houstonia
Who would've thought the land of endless summer, palm trees, and barbecue would turn into a frozen tundra? But that’s exactly what happened in February 2021. Houston, the city that never shivers, was suddenly colder than a polar bear's toenails.
The Great Texas Freeze-Over
Let’s rewind to that fateful February. Picture this: Texans, the epitome of laid-back, were suddenly huddled around their fireplaces (or anything that could produce heat), looking like lost penguins. It was as if Mother Nature had decided to play a cruel joke on the Lone Star State.
Temperatures plummeted to levels that made even Siberian huskies question their life choices. Snow, that elusive white stuff that Houstonians usually only see in movies, started falling like confetti. And to add insult to injury, the power went out. It was like a real-life episode of "The Walking Dead," but instead of zombies, we had people wrapped in blankets, foraging for food.
Chilly Consequences
The aftermath was a sight to behold. Frozen pipes, burst water mains, and a city struggling to recover. It was a wake-up call for many, a harsh reminder that even Texas isn't immune to the wrath of winter. But hey, at least we got to see some pretty epic snowmen (or should we say snow-Texans?).
So, how cold did it actually get? Well, let's just say it was colder than a politician's heart. Records were shattered, and the phrase "polar vortex" became part of the everyday vocabulary. But fear not, warmer days eventually came, and Houston bounced back, stronger than ever (or at least, we like to think so).
How to Survive a Texas Winter (If It Ever Happens Again)
- How to layer like a Texan: It's simple: start with shorts, add a t-shirt, then throw on a parka. Optional: cowboy hat for authenticity.
- How to make snowcones in February: Just add a little extra ice to your regular recipe. It's a Texas twist!
- How to become a winter survival expert: Watch a lot of "Survivor" and invest in a really good blanket.
- How to build a snowman with a cowboy hat: Because why not?
- How to appreciate the warmth again: Open all the windows, turn up the AC, and pretend it's summer.
