So, You Want to Become a New Yorker (Reader)?
Let's talk about something really important: subscribing to The New Yorker. I know, I know, it's not as exciting as planning a world domination strategy or figuring out the meaning of life, but trust me, it's way more fulfilling.
Why Bother with The New Yorker?
You might be wondering, "Why on earth would I want to subscribe to a magazine when I can get cat videos and conspiracy theories for free?" Well, dear reader, The New Yorker is not your average magazine. It's like a fancy intellectual gym for your brain. You’ll emerge toned, informed, and able to casually drop words like "epistemology" into conversations.
How to Actually Subscribe
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. How do you actually become a member of this elite club?
Embrace the Website: The New Yorker's website is a goldmine. It's like a digital library filled with articles, cartoons, and the occasional existential crisis. You can subscribe directly from there. Just don’t blame me if you get sucked into a reading vortex and forget to eat.
Call Them Up: If you prefer the human touch (or are simply terrible at computers), you can call their customer service. Be prepared to sound intelligent, though. They might quiz you on obscure literary references.
Gift Subscriptions: Want to impress someone? Gift them a New Yorker subscription. It's like giving them a front-row seat to the intellectual Olympics. Just make sure they appreciate it.
Tips and Tricks
- Start with the Cartoons: If you're not ready to dive into long-form journalism, start with the cartoons. They're like tiny, witty brain workouts.
- Don't Be Afraid to Look Stuff Up: You'll encounter words that make you question your entire education. Don't be shy about reaching for that dictionary.
- Join a Book Club: Discussing New Yorker articles with friends can be enlightening (or incredibly pretentious, depending on your crowd).
How To FAQs
- How to avoid feeling overwhelmed: Start with shorter pieces and gradually increase your reading time.
- How to impress your friends: Drop subtle New Yorker references into conversations. They'll think you're a genius.
- How to save money: Consider digital subscriptions or library access.
- How to deal with New Yorker withdrawal: Read old issues, listen to New Yorker podcasts, or find a new intellectual hobby.
- How to become a New Yorker writer: Write, write, write, and then submit your work. Good luck!