How Far Away Was The Californian

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How Far Away Was That Darn Californian?

Let's talk about ships, icebergs, and one particularly infamous case of "out of sight, out of mind". I'm referring, of course, to the SS Californian, the ship that was chilling out like a total beach bum while the Titanic was busy having a meltdown with an iceberg.

A Night to Remember (Or Forget, Apparently)

You know the story: the Titanic hits an iceberg, sends out SOS calls like a panicked teenager, and slowly sinks into the icy depths. Dramatic, right? Now, imagine you're on another ship, the Californian, just hanging out, minding your own business, and you see this whole spectacle unfold. You'd think you'd at least throw the Titanic a life jacket, right? Well, the Californian had other plans.

Apparently, the crew of the Californian saw the Titanic's distress signals, or at least something that looked like distress signals. But instead of being like, "Hey, that ship over there seems to be in a bit of trouble, let's go check it out," they were more like, "Oh, look, a pretty firework show! Let's go back to bed."

The Distance Dilemma

So, how far away was the Californian from the Titanic? Well, that's a question that has been debated more than the existence of aliens. Some say they were practically neighbors, sharing gossip about the weather and the quality of the ship's biscuits. Others say they were on opposite sides of the Atlantic, having a staring contest across the watery expanse.  

The truth, as always, lies somewhere in between. Estimates put the distance between the two ships at around 10 miles. Ten miles! That's like being in the same neighborhood. You could almost hear the Titanic's orchestra playing if you had particularly good ears and a particularly strong wind.  

Could Have, Should Have, Would Have

Hindsight is 20/20, and it's easy to criticize the Californian from the comfort of our armchairs. But imagine being on that ship. Would you have reacted differently? It's a tough call. Maybe the crew was scared, or confused, or just plain incompetent. Or maybe they were aliens in disguise, and this was all part of their evil plan. Who knows?

One thing's for sure: the Californian will forever be remembered as the ship that could have saved hundreds of lives but chose to watch a spectacular fireworks show instead.

How To...

  • How to avoid being the Californian of any situation: Pay attention to your surroundings and be ready to help those in need.
  • How to calculate the distance between two ships: Use a nautical chart and a pair of dividers. Or, you know, just use Google Maps.
  • How to send an SOS: Learn the international distress signal and practice using it.
  • How to survive a shipwreck: Take a swimming lesson, learn how to use a life jacket, and pack a survival kit.
  • How to feel bad for the Californian: Remember, we all make mistakes.
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