Jersey Mike's: The Lone Star State Sub Showdown
How Many Jersey Mike's Are There REALLY in Texas?
Alright, let's talk subs. More specifically, let's talk about Jersey Mike's in Texas. Because, let's face it, nothing says "Lone Star State" like a hoagie, right? Wrong. But we're here to explore this enigma anyway.
So, how many Jersey Mike's are there in Texas? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because the answer might surprise you. It's a number so big, it could rival the size of Texas itself (okay, maybe not, but it's still pretty impressive). We're talking about a whopping 215 locations! That’s enough Jersey Mike’s to stretch from Amarillo to Brownsville with a few left over for a snack.
Is That Even Enough?
Now, you might be thinking, "215? That's a lot of subs, dude!" And you'd be right. But in a state as vast and hungry as Texas, is it really enough? We're talking about a place where people eat everything big, from steaks to dreams. So, while 215 Jersey Mike's might seem like a solid number, there's always room for more.
Maybe we need a Jersey Mike's in every Whataburger parking lot? Or perhaps a floating Jersey Mike's on Lake Travis? The possibilities are as endless as the Texas sky.
Finding Your Nearest Sub Sanctuary
So, you're craving a Number 13 and you're wondering how far you have to travel to satisfy that itch. Fear not, fellow sub lover! Jersey Mike's has a handy dandy website where you can find the nearest location to you. It's like a treasure map, but for subs.
How to... Jersey Mike's Edition
- How to order Mike's Way: It's simple: onions, lettuce, tomatoes, and a dash of oregano and red wine vinegar. It's like the Jersey Mike's secret handshake.
- How to choose a sub: Overwhelmed by options? Start with a classic like The Original Italian or The Number 13. You can't go wrong.
- How to resist the chips and cookies: Good luck with that one. Just kidding. But seriously, those chips are addictive.
- How to share a sub: It's possible, but why would you want to?
- How to become a Jersey Mike's connoisseur: Eat a lot of subs. And we mean a lot.
