How Much Does It Cost to Immortalize Your Aunt Mildred in the Houston Chronicle?
Let’s talk about the inevitable. No, not your impending doom (at least, not yet), but the cost of immortalizing your loved ones in the Houston Chronicle. It’s a morbid topic, I know, but someone’s gotta do it. And hey, if you’re reading this, you’re probably the morbidly curious type, so buckle up.
The Price of Fame (Or Infamy)
So, you’ve lost Aunt Mildred. She was a character, let’s be honest. She had stories that would make a sailor blush and a spice cabinet that could induce hallucinations. Now, you want to give her the send-off she deserves: a prime spot in the Houston Chronicle’s obituary section. But how much is this slice of posthumous fame going to cost?
Well, prepare to be surprised. It’s not as expensive as you might think. The Houston Chronicle charges $12.75 per line. Yes, you read that right. It’s like buying a really expensive, emotion-laden grocery list. So, if Aunt Mildred’s life story could be condensed into a haiku, you’re in luck. If she was more of a Tolstoy, well, your wallet might take a hit.
The Fine Print (Or Should We Say, The Obituary Print?)
But wait, there’s more! It’s not just about the lines. You want to add a photo of Aunt Mildred looking fabulous in her younger days? That’s gonna cost you extra. Want to include a heartfelt poem about her love for deep-fried Twinkies? That’s more lines. It’s like dressing up your obituary. You want it to look good, but you don’t want to break the bank.
Is It Worth It?
Now, the million-dollar question: is it worth it to splurge on an obituary? Well, that’s up to you. Some people argue that it’s a waste of money, while others believe it’s a fitting tribute to a loved one. Personally, I think it depends on the person. If Aunt Mildred was the life of the party, a big obituary might be the perfect way to celebrate her life. But if she was more of a quiet, introspective soul, a simple, heartfelt message might be more appropriate.
How To’s of Obituary Etiquette
- How to keep it concise: Remember, you’re paying by the line. Less is often more. Focus on the highlights of their life.
- How to choose a photo: A picture paints a thousand words, but it can also break the bank. Choose a photo that captures their essence without breaking the budget.
- How to avoid clichés: Your loved one was unique. Their obituary should be too. Avoid generic phrases and focus on what made them special.
- How to handle difficult emotions: Writing an obituary can be emotionally draining. Take breaks, talk to friends and family, and don’t be afraid to seek professional help if needed.
- How to find humor (if appropriate): A touch of humor can make an obituary more memorable. But be mindful of your audience and the tone of the obituary.
