The Bean: A Shiny Object of Obsession
You’ve seen it, you’ve loved it, you’ve probably taken a selfie with it. We're talking about the iconic Chicago Bean,
The Bean's Bath Time
Let's get this straight: the Bean is not self-cleaning. It doesn't have a built-in solar-powered squeegee or anything like that. No, this shiny behemoth requires human intervention. And let me tell you, it’s a job I wouldn’t envy.
Daily Grind Believe it or not, the Bean gets a daily wipe-down. Picture a team of brave souls armed with squeegees, battling bird poop, fingerprints, and the occasional errant piece of gum. It’s like a never-ending game of human Pac-Man, but with less fun and more elbow grease.
Deep Cleaning: The Big Kahuna Now, for the real deep-cleaning action, we're talking twice a year. That's right, twice a year,
The Science Behind the Shine
You might be wondering, why all the fuss about keeping the Bean clean?
Bean Cleaning: A Skill Set
Cleaning the Bean is no easy feat. It requires a unique combination of strength, agility, and a complete lack of fear of heights. It's like being a window washer on steroids. If you're ever looking for a career change, maybe consider applying for a Bean cleaning position. Just kidding. Kind of.
How To... Bean-Related FAQs
How to appreciate the Bean: Stand back, relax, and let the Bean work its magic. It’s a piece of art designed to be enjoyed.How to get a good photo with the Bean: Experiment with angles. Get low, get high, get creative. But for Pete's sake, watch out for other people.How to avoid leaving your mark on the Bean: Hands off, people. The Bean is for looking at, not touching.How to become a Bean cleaning expert: Start by cleaning your own windows. Then, work your way up.How to survive a fall from the Bean: Don't fall from the Bean. It's not worth it.
So, the next time you’re in Chicago and you find yourself mesmerized by the Bean, take a moment to appreciate the hard work that goes into keeping it looking its best. And remember, every fingerprint is a tiny crime against art.