Sharpie Shenanigans: The Age-Old Question
So, you wanna know how old you gotta be to buy a Sharpie in Texas? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a tale as old as time... or at least as old as Sharpies.
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The Sharpie Saga
Let's cut to the chase: You have to be 18 to buy a Sharpie in Texas. Yep, you read that right. It's like the state is trying to protect us from our own marker-induced chaos. I mean, imagine a world where five-year-olds could freely decorate the walls with permanent masterpieces. It's enough to make a grown adult weep.
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But why, oh why, Texas? Why the age restriction on something that's basically just glorified crayon? Is it because of the potential for Sharpie-related crimes? Like, is there a secret Sharpie mafia I'm unaware of? Or maybe they're just trying to curb the amount of Sharpie-covered furniture in college dorms.
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The Sharpie Conspiracy Theories
Some people think this law is a ploy to encourage the use of pencils. Big Pencil, man. They're in cahoots with the eraser industry, trying to create a world where mistakes are easily corrected. But let's be real, who wants to live in a world without the bold, beautiful strokes of a Sharpie?
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How to Sharpie Your Way Through Life
Now that we've cleared that up, let's talk about how to actually use a Sharpie. Because, let's face it, just because you can buy one doesn't mean you know how to use it.
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- How to choose the right Sharpie color: It's all about personal preference, but if you're stuck, classic black is always a safe bet.
- How to avoid Sharpie stains: Practice makes perfect, but if you do manage to get Sharpie on your favorite white shirt, don't panic. There are plenty of stain removal hacks out there.
- How to create Sharpie art: Unleash your inner Picasso. There are tons of tutorials online to help you create amazing things with Sharpies.
- How to recycle Sharpie markers: Don't throw away those empty markers! Many companies offer recycling programs.
- How to survive without a Sharpie: This is a tough one, but it can be done. Just remember, life is less colorful without Sharpies.
So there you have it, folks. The lowdown on Sharpies in Texas. Now go forth and mark your world!
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