How to Fly Your Texas Flag Without Looking Like a Total Honky
Let's talk about something serious: the Texas flag. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Dude, it's just a flag." But trust me, in the grand scheme of Texas pride, this is a big deal. It’s like the difference between wearing a cowboy hat and a cowboy hat with a feather. One says, "I'm from Texas," the other says, "I am Texas."
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Don't Be That Guy
First things first, let's clear something up: don't fly your Texas flag upside down. It's like wearing your pants backwards. Sure, you might get some attention, but it's the wrong kind. Unless, of course, you're trying to signal a distress call. In which case, you've got bigger problems than flag etiquette.
Vertical or Horizontal? A Tale of Two Stripes
You've probably seen the Texas flag flying both vertically and horizontally. So, which is it? Well, it depends. If you're flying it on a flagpole, it should be horizontal with the blue stripe at the top. But if you're hanging it on a wall, it should be vertical with the blue stripe to the left (from your perspective). Got it? Good. Now, let's move on to the really important stuff.
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Flag Etiquette 101
- Don't let it touch the ground. Your flag is like your favorite pair of jeans. You wouldn't let them drag in the dirt, would you?
- Don't fly it at night. Unless you've got some serious spotlight action going on, your flag needs a break too.
- Don't use it as a picnic blanket. Or a beach towel. Or a cape. It's a flag, people!
How to Properly Dispose of Your Old Flag
When your flag is looking a little worse for wear, it's time to retire it. But don't just toss it in the trash. You can't bury it either. The proper way to dispose of a flag is to burn it in a dignified manner. So, gather 'round the campfire, sing some patriotic songs, and give your old glory a proper send-off.
FAQ: Flag Flying Follies
How to fly the Texas flag with the US flag? The US flag should always be to the left of the Texas flag. Think of it as the big boss and the loyal sidekick.
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How to fly the Texas flag at half-mast? Raise it to the top of the pole first, then lower it to half-mast. When lowering it, raise it to the top again before lowering it completely.
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How to store the Texas flag? Fold it neatly and store it in a cool, dry place. Avoid plastic bags as they can trap moisture.
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How to iron the Texas flag? Use a low heat setting and a pressing cloth to protect the flag's fabric.
How to clean the Texas flag? Hand wash with mild detergent and air dry. Avoid bleach and machine drying.
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So there you have it, folks. A crash course in Texas flag etiquette. Now go forth and fly your flag with pride!
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