Aerosol Cans: The Unsung Heroes of Our Shelves (Until They're Empty)
Let's talk trash, specifically the kind that comes in a pressurized can. Aerosol cans: the little titans that deliver hairspray, deodorant, and whipped cream to our doorstep with the speed and efficiency of a caffeinated squirrel. But what happens when the party's over and all that's left is an empty metal husk? Fear not, fellow New Yorker, for I am here to guide you through the labyrinth of aerosol disposal.
Empty Cans: Recycle, Baby, Recycle!
If your can is as empty as a politician's promise, congratulations! You've reached aerosol nirvana. These empty vessels are generally safe to toss into your recycling bin. Think of it as giving your can a second chance at life, perhaps as a beer can or a paperclip. Just make sure it's really empty. We're talking bone-dry, no surprise confetti explosions here.
Not-So-Empty Cans: The Hazardous Dilemma
Ah, the dreaded half-full can. It's like having a fridge with one sad leftover. These cans contain remnants of pressurized goop that can be a hazard if not disposed of properly. Your friendly neighborhood Department of Sanitation (DSNY) has designated Household Hazardous Waste (HHW) Drop-Off Sites for these rebellious cans. Think of them as spas for unwanted chemicals – a place where your leftover hairspray can unwind and reflect on its life choices.
Important Note: Don't be tempted to unleash your inner pyromaniac and empty the can by spraying it into a garbage can. This is a bad idea for several reasons, the most important being that you might accidentally incinerate your apartment. Trust me, firefighters have better things to do than rescue your cat from a can-induced inferno.
Special Events: The Aerosol Amnesty Program
If you've got a small army of half-empty aerosol cans, don't despair. NYC hosts special events called SAFE Disposal Events (Solvents, Automotive, Flammable, Electronics) where you can surrender your aerosol captives without judgment. It's like a support group for people who hoard hairspray.
How To... Aerosol Edition
- How to tell if an aerosol can is empty? Shake it gently. If it sounds like a maraca concert, it's not empty.
- How to dispose of a completely empty aerosol can? Recycle it! Toss it in your blue bin.
- How to dispose of a partially full aerosol can? Take it to a HHW Drop-Off Site or a SAFE Disposal Event.
- How to avoid accumulating a hoard of aerosol cans? Use products with refillable containers or buy smaller sizes.
- How to feel good about yourself for properly disposing of aerosol cans? You're a champion of the environment! High-five!