Lost in the Concrete Jungle: Navigating Union Station
Union Station Chicago: Where Dreams and Delays Collide
So, you’ve booked a train ticket. Congrats! You’re about to embark on a magical journey of unpredictable delays and questionable coffee. But before you dive headfirst into the abyss of platform numbers and track changes, let's tackle the Herculean task of finding your train.
Step 1: Don't Panic (Yet)
It’s easy to feel like a tiny ant lost in a concrete jungle when you first step into Union Station. But remember, everyone feels that way. Even the people who work there. The key is to maintain a calm exterior while your inner panic monster does backflips.
Step 2: Consult the Oracle (aka the Departure Board)
Ah, the departure board. A digital masterpiece of ever-changing information. It’s like a giant, blinking game of Tetris, but with trains instead of blocks. Find your train on this board. It’s like finding a needle in a haystack, but with less hay and more digital despair.
Step 3: Decode the Platform Number
Once you’ve successfully located your train, you’ll be blessed with a platform number. This is where the real fun begins. Platform numbers can be as confusing as a politician's promises. Just remember, if you end up on a platform with people dressed as superheroes, you’re probably in the wrong place.
Step 4: Follow the Signs (Or Not)
Union Station is generously equipped with signs. But sometimes, they seem to have a secret agenda of leading you astray. If you see a sign that says "Exit," ignore it. If you see a sign that points in two different directions at once, take a nap.
Step 5: Embrace the Chaos
If all else fails, just surrender to the chaos. Join the herd of lost souls wandering aimlessly. You might make some new friends. Or at least a drinking buddy.
Bonus Tip: Learn to Love Delays
Delays are an inevitable part of the train travel experience. So, embrace them! Use the extra time to people-watch, write a novel, or master the art of meditation.
How to...
- How to find your train fast? Use the Union Station app.
- How to avoid crowds? Arrive early or late.
- How to stay sane during delays? Bring a good book and headphones.
- How to find your way back to the station? Take a screenshot of your location.
- How to make the most of your wait? Explore the station’s shops and restaurants.