Chasing the Elusive Chicago Typewriter: A Survivor's Guide
So, you want the Chicago Typewriter, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your average treasure hunt. This is Resident Evil 4 Remake, where even finding a decent pair of pants is a challenge. Let's dive into the gritty details of unlocking this baby.
It's Not a Typewriter, It's a Sweeper
First things first, let's get one thing straight: there's no actual Chicago Typewriter in the remake. It's been replaced by the Chicago Sweeper, which, let's be honest, is a much cooler name. But don't get too excited, because unlocking this bad boy is no walk in the park.
The Road to Infinite Ammo
What makes the Chicago Sweeper truly special is its potential for infinite ammo. Yes, you heard that right. Infinite. Ammo. But before you start dreaming of mowing down Ganados like it's nobody's business, you've got to put in some serious work.
To unlock the infinite ammo perk, you need to:
- Complete the game on Professional difficulty. This is no easy feat, so be prepared to die. A lot.
- Achieve an A rank. This means beating the game in under seven hours. That's right, seven hours. You'll need to be quicker than a speeding bullet (or at least a speeding Leon).
- Fully upgrade the Chicago Sweeper. This will cost you a pretty penny, so start saving your Pesetas.
Tips for Survival
If you're planning on tackling Professional difficulty, here are a few tips to help you survive the Ganado onslaught:
- Hoard your resources: Every bullet counts, so use them wisely.
- Master the parry: This will save your life countless times.
- Don't be afraid to run away: Sometimes, discretion is the better part of valor.
FAQs: The Burning Questions
How to unlock the Chicago Sweeper? Complete the game on Professional difficulty with an A rank.
How to get infinite ammo for the Chicago Sweeper? Fully upgrade the Chicago Sweeper after unlocking it.
How to survive Professional difficulty? Hoard resources, master the parry, and don't be afraid to run away.
How to beat the game in under seven hours? Practice, practice, practice. And maybe skip some cutscenes.
How to stop being terrified of Ganados? There's no cure for that, unfortunately.
So, there you have it. Unlocking the Chicago Sweeper with infinite ammo is no small feat, but the rewards are definitely worth it. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!