Is Severide Ditching the Firehouse Again? A Dramatic Breakdown
Okay, let's talk about the elephant (or rather, the incredibly hot firefighter) in the room: Is Kelly Severide, the resident heartthrob of Chicago Fire, actually planning another Houdini act and disappearing into thin air? Again?
Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
It's like clockwork. Just when we think we've got a handle on Severide's hair gel routine and his penchant for dramatic rescues, bam, he's off on another adventure. First, it was that whole arson investigator thing. We were all like, "Oh, cool, career progression." But then, it was like, "Dude, where's my favorite firefighter?"
Now, he's at it again. Some new arson case has popped up, and of course, Severide is the only one qualified to handle it. We get it, you're good at your job, but can you maybe save a few lives from the inside of the firehouse for once? Just saying.
Stella Kidd: The Unsung Hero
While we're all busy panicking about Severide's disappearing act, let's take a moment to appreciate the real hero of the situation: Stella Kidd. Not only does she have to run a firehouse, but she also has to deal with a husband who has a serious case of wanderlust. Honestly, she deserves a medal. Or at least a really long vacation.
So, Is Severide Actually Leaving?
The short answer? We don't know. The long answer? Who cares? As long as he comes back with some good stories and a slightly singed uniform, we'll forgive him. Besides, the drama keeps us on the edge of our seats.
But seriously, showrunners, if you're reading this, please don't break our hearts again.
How To Deal with Severide's Absences
- How to survive without Severide on screen: Stock up on popcorn, your favorite binge-watching show, and maybe a therapy session.
- How to cope with Severide's hair envy: Accept that your hair will never look that good, no matter how much product you use.
- How to prepare for Severide's inevitable return: Clear your schedule, stock the fridge with beer, and practice your "welcome back" cheer.
- How to avoid becoming obsessed with Severide's love life: Focus on your own life, or at least pretend to.
- How to appreciate Stella Kidd: Realize that she's the backbone of the firehouse and deserves all the credit.