Les Misérables: Is It Really That Miserable in New York?
So, you wanna know if Les Misérables is playing its epic tale of woe, redemption, and really long coats in the concrete jungle that is New York City? Well, buckle up, because I'm about to drop some knowledge on you.
A World Without Les Misérables in NYC
Let's get one thing straight: Les Misérables is currently not playing on Broadway. Gasp! I know, right? It's like finding out there's no pizza in Italy. Or that cats don't like tuna. It's a tragedy.
But fear not, my fellow theatre enthusiasts! While the barricades may be down in New York for now, the show is still making its rounds. It's like a never-ending world tour, but without the jet lag. So, if you're dying to belt out "I Dreamed a Dream" in public without judgment, you might have to take a little trip.
What to Do When There's No Les Mis in Sight
If you’re in the heart of the Big Apple and Les Mis is nowhere to be found, don't despair. There's still plenty of other shows to catch. Or you could always take up knitting. Or learn to juggle. Or start a cult. Just kidding about the cult thing. Unless you want to.
But seriously, there's always the option of revisiting the movie. Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean? Chef's kiss. Or you could dive deep into the original novel. Just remember, Victor Hugo was really into describing things.
How to... Les Mis-related Questions
How to survive without Les Mis in your life?
- Find a new musical obsession. There are plenty out there.
- Learn French. You never know when it might come in handy.
- Start a Les Mis fan club. You'll never be alone again.
How to impress your friends with Les Mis trivia?
- Read the book. Seriously.
- Watch the movie multiple times. Pay attention to the details.
- Befriend a die-hard Les Mis fan. They'll know everything.
How to sing "I Dreamed a Dream" without sounding like a dying whale?
- Take singing lessons. Or at least listen to the original recording a lot.
- Practice in the shower. No one can hear you there.
- Just accept that you might not be a professional singer. It’s okay!
How to recreate the barricade look without getting arrested?
- Use cardboard instead of wood.
- Wear a red scarf, not a red flag.
- Avoid throwing things at the police.
How to cope with the fact that Eponine will never love you back?
- Find a new crush. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
- Focus on your own happiness. You deserve it!
- Write Eponine a heartfelt letter. She might appreciate it. (Probably not.)
