Six Feet Under the Windy City: Chicago's Oldest Cemetery
So, you're curious about where Chicago's original residents ended up, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to take a trip down memory lane – or rather, memory soil. Let’s talk about the oldest cemetery in the Windy City.
A Grave Situation
You might think finding the oldest cemetery in a bustling metropolis like Chicago would be as easy as finding a needle in a haystack, but trust me, it's more like finding a tombstone in a graveyard. The answer, my friend, is Rosehill Cemetery. Established in 1859, it's the OG of Chicago cemeteries. Before Rosehill, people were probably just burying their loved ones in their backyards or under the nearest oak tree.
Rosehill isn't just a graveyard; it's a historical park. It's got everything: winding paths, beautiful sculptures, and, oh yeah, a bunch of dead people. It's like the ultimate outdoor museum, except the exhibits don't move (unless you count the squirrels).
Rest in Peace, or at Least in Rosehill
Now, you might be wondering, "Why Rosehill? Why not Graceland?" Well, Graceland is a close second, opening its gates in 1860. But Rosehill got there first, and in the cemetery world, being first is kind of a big deal. It's like being the first kid to pick teams in gym class – you get all the cool tombstones.
But let's not be disrespectful. Rosehill is a place of peace and reflection. It’s where Chicago’s history lies, quite literally. So, the next time you’re feeling stressed about your job or your love life, remember: at least you’re not six feet under.
How to... Cemetery Edition
- How to appreciate a cemetery: It's not just about the morbid curiosity. Cemeteries are historical sites, filled with stories. Take a walk, read the tombstones, and let your imagination run wild.
- How to respect a cemetery: This should be obvious, but just in case: don’t climb on the tombstones, don’t steal anything, and don’t have a picnic on a grave.
- How to find a grave: If you're looking for a specific person, most cemeteries have maps or online databases. You can also hire a professional genealogist.
- How to plan your own final resting place: It's never too early to think about your afterlife. Consider your options: cremation, burial, or becoming a tree.
- How to deal with the fear of death: Everyone's afraid of death, it's normal. But remember, life is short, so make the most of it. And hey, at least you've got plenty of time to figure it out.
