The Rat Hole Saga: A Chicago Sensation
Who Would've Thought a Hole Could Be This Famous?
So, there's this thing in Chicago. A hole. Not just any hole, mind you. It's a rat-shaped hole in the sidewalk. Yes, you read that right. A rat-shaped hole. And it's become a bigger deal than most reality TV stars.
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The Hole Story
This unassuming little indentation has been chilling on a sidewalk in Roscoe Village for what feels like forever. But it wasn't until someone with way too much time on their hands (or maybe just an incredible eye for rodent-shaped voids) posted it online that things went haywire.
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Suddenly, people were flocking to this spot like it was the next Burning Man. Selfies, proposals, even a wedding! All centered around a hole that looks like a rat. It's like the universe decided to play a cosmic prank on us.
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The Hole's 15 Minutes (and Then Some)
The internet, as it loves to do, went wild. Memes, conspiracy theories (aliens, obviously), and heated debates about whether it was actually a squirrel-shaped hole filled our feeds. The hole, which we'll affectionately call "Ratti," became an overnight sensation.
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But as with all good things, the party eventually ended. The city, faced with a tidal wave of tourists and the inevitable litter, decided to remove Ratti. A collective groan echoed through the land, but hey, all good things must come to an end, right?
Or did they? There's talk of preserving Ratti in a museum, turning it into a statue, or even cloning it (don't ask). So, who knows? Maybe this saga is far from over.
How to Become a Rat Hole Expert
- How to spot a potential rat hole: Look for unusual shapes in sidewalks. Bonus points if it resembles a rodent.
- How to take a good rat hole selfie: Angle is everything. Make sure the hole is the star of the show.
- How to start a rat hole-related business: Think rat hole-shaped cookies, rat hole-themed merchandise, or even a rat hole-themed reality show.
- How to deal with rat hole disappointment: Remember, there are other holes in the world. Maybe one shaped like a donut?
- How to appreciate the absurdity of it all: Laugh, because really, what else can you do?
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