What Kind of Man Would I Be? A Chicago Conundrum
So, I’ve been pondering a deep philosophical question: What kind of man would I be if I lived in Chicago? I know, I know, it’s a weighty topic for a casual post, but hey, sometimes you gotta think big, or at least pretend to.
The Windy City, Windy Man?
First off, let's address the elephant in the room: the wind. Would I become a human weather vane, constantly adjusting my hair and hat? Or would I develop an uncanny ability to speak into the wind without being heard? I'm leaning towards the latter, because, let's face it, who hasn't wanted to have the last word without anyone knowing what they said?
Deep Dish vs. Thin Crust: A Character Building Dilemma
Then there’s the pizza. Deep dish or thin crust? This is not just a food choice, it's a life choice. A deep dish guy is probably more of a laid-back, enjoy-the-moment kind of person. A thin crust aficionado, on the other hand, is likely to be more focused, efficient, and maybe a little snobbish about their crust-to-sauce ratio. I'm thinking a hybrid: deep dish for special occasions, thin crust for everyday indulgence. That way, I can be both laid-back and focused, which is basically the superhero of personality traits.
Chicago Blues: A Man of Melancholy or Melody?
Let's talk music. Would the Chicago blues seep into my soul and turn me into a brooding, world-weary poet? Or would I find myself tapping my feet and harmonizing with the city's vibrant jazz scene? Honestly, I'm hoping for a mix. A man who can appreciate the beauty of sadness while also finding joy in the rhythm of life. That's a deep one, huh?
The L Train: A Test of Patience and People Watching
And of course, there’s the L train. Would I become a zen master of patience, able to meditate through any delay? Or would I turn into a raging commuter, ready to unleash a tirade about the CTA at a moment's notice? Probably a bit of both. But hey, people watching on the L is a goldmine of character inspiration.
How to Become a Chicagoan (in Spirit)
So, if you're dreaming of Windy City vibes but can't quite make the move, here are some quick tips:
- How to embrace the wind: Invest in a really good scarf.
- How to master the pizza debate: Try both and form your own opinion (shocker, I know).
- How to channel your inner bluesman: Learn a few chords and sing in the shower.
- How to survive the L: Download a good podcast and people-watch.
- How to be a true Chicagoan: Love your city, no matter what.
And remember, the most important thing is to be yourself, even if you're pretending to be a Chicagoan.