The Great Bedard Number Mystery: A Hockey Whodunit
So, you're one of those people, huh? You're not satisfied with just knowing Connor Bedard is a hockey prodigy. You need to know his jersey number. Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the deepest, most riveting mystery since who ate all the cookies.
The Number 98: A Symbol of Destiny?
Let's start with the obvious: Connor Bedard has worn number 98 for what feels like forever. It's like his hockey DNA. Some say it's a lucky number, others claim it's a sign from the hockey gods. Personally, I think it's just a really cool-looking number. But hey, who am I to question the magic of 98?
Will Bedard Stick with 98 in Chicago?
Now, here's where things get interesting. Will the golden boy of hockey keep his signature number when he dons the iconic Blackhawks jersey? Or will he go for a fresh start with a new number? The world is holding its breath.
Some speculate that he might choose a number with a deeper meaning, like a tribute to a hockey legend or a personal significance. Others believe he’ll stick with 98 because, why mess with perfection? And then there are those who think he’ll randomly pick a number out of a hat just for kicks.
The Real Question: Can We Handle the Hype?
Honestly, who cares what number he wears? The real question is, can the hockey world handle the level of hype that's about to come with Connor Bedard? This kid is going to be bigger than sliced bread. Or maybe even bigger than the internet.
So, while we're all busy speculating about jersey numbers, let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that we're about to witness the birth of a hockey superstar. And hey, if he decides to wear number 69, at least it’ll be memorable.
How To...
- How to handle Bedard fever: Take deep breaths, enjoy the ride, and remember that hockey is supposed to be fun.
- How to predict Bedard's number: Consult a psychic, study ancient hockey texts, or simply throw darts at a number chart.
- How to cope with jersey envy: Buy a Bedard jersey anyway, even if the number is wrong. You can always use a Sharpie.
- How to survive the Bedard hype: Stock up on coffee, snacks, and your favorite coping mechanism.
- How to appreciate the game: Remember that hockey is more than just jersey numbers. It's about the skill, the passion, and the love of the game.