Keenan Allen: The Number 13 Conundrum
So, Keenan Allen is a Bear now. Cue dramatic music. This isn’t just any receiver; this is a guy who’s been catching passes like a pro since the dinosaurs were ordering takeout. But here’s the million-dollar question: what number will he wear?
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The Jersey Number Drama
You'd think picking a number would be a no-brainer, right? Like, you're Keenan Allen, you've worn 13 your whole career, it's basically your social security number at this point. But nope, life's gotta be complicated.
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Enter Caleb Williams, the golden boy of college football and the potential number one overall pick. Guess what his lucky number is? Yep, 13. So now we've got a classic case of jersey number tug-of-war. It's like a real-life episode of Jersey Shore, but with way less fist pumping and way more touchdowns.
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Who Gets the Number?
The options are pretty clear:
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- Keenan Allen keeps 13: Classic veteran move. He's earned it, right? Plus, changing numbers at this point is like asking a 50-year-old to learn TikTok.
- Caleb Williams gets 13: The rookie's got swagger, and a fresh number can only boost his confidence. Plus, it's a good way to make a statement.
- Someone else gets screwed over: Maybe Tyler Scott, the Bears' rookie receiver who also wore 13 last year, ends up as the odd one out. Poor guy.
Honestly, I'm rooting for Keenan Allen to keep 13. It's like a security blanket at this point. But hey, if Caleb Williams can pull off a convincing puppy dog face, maybe he can win Allen over.
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The Real Question
Who cares what number he wears, as long as he catches touchdowns, right? I mean, we're talking about Keenan Allen here. The guy is a human highlight reel. But hey, jersey numbers are fun to speculate about, so let's keep this drama train rolling.
How To...
- How to predict Keenan Allen's jersey number: Unfortunately, there's no crystal ball. Just keep an eye on the Bears' social media and hope for a jersey reveal.
- How to cope with jersey number disappointment: Order a custom-made Allen jersey with his old number. Problem solved.
- How to impress your friends with football trivia: Bring up this number saga. You're guaranteed to be the life of the party.
- How to avoid getting into a heated debate about jersey numbers: Just smile and nod. It's not worth it.
- How to enjoy football: Focus on the game, not the numbers. After all, it's the touchdowns that count.
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