Texans: Pickin' and Grinnin' (or Maybe Just Pickin')
So, the Houston Texans have been busy little beavers in this year's NFL Draft. They've made some picks, traded some picks, and probably even considered picking their noses at some point during the whole ordeal. But let's focus on the important stuff: the picks they have left.
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| What Picks Do The Houston Texans Have Left |
The Texans' Draft Day Shopping Cart
As of now, the Texans have a handful of picks remaining. It's like they're at the grocery store, staring down the snack aisle, trying to decide between a bag of chips and a healthier option (probably not).
- Round 4: They've got one pick here. This is where things start to get interesting. Will they go for a big, bruising offensive lineman to protect their precious quarterbacks? Or maybe a defensive lineman to clog up the middle? Or perhaps they'll surprise us all and pick a punter. You never know with these guys!
- Round 6: The Texans have two picks in this round. It's like winning the lottery... but for football players. This is where they can start to fill out the depth chart with some promising young talent. Or, you know, they could trade them for a bag of chips.
- Round 7: And finally, we have two picks in the seventh round. This is basically the clearance rack of the draft. You might find a diamond in the rough, or you might end up with a pair of socks that don't match.
What's Next for the Texans?
Only time will tell what the Texans will do with their remaining picks. Will they make some shrewd trades? Will they stick to their draft board? Or will they panic and pick the first guy who looks like a football player?
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One thing's for sure: the Texans are building something special. They've got a young, talented core, and with the right picks, they could be a force to be reckoned with in the AFC South. Or, you know, they could be the Texans.
How To... Texans Draft Edition
- How to get excited about a seventh-round pick: Remind yourself that every NFL player was once a seventh-round pick. Or a free agent. Or a guy who got cut from his high school team.
- How to cope with your favorite team trading down: Remember, it's all part of the game. And besides, more picks means more chances to find hidden gems.
- How to predict the future: Forget about it. Nobody knows what's going to happen. Enjoy the ride.
- How to survive the draft: Stock up on snacks, drinks, and your favorite team's merchandise. And maybe some antacids, just in case.
- How to impress your friends with your draft knowledge: Just say something confidently and act like you know what you're talking about. Most of the time, it works.
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