So, You Want to Know When General Hospital is On in LA?
Let's talk about General Hospital. Not the actual hospital in LA (although, if you're looking for that kind of drama, I hear the ER is quite eventful). I'm talking about the soap opera. You know, the one where people have more dramatic lives than any of us could ever imagine?
It's All About Timing
So, you're a dedicated fan, huh? Good for you! You've got better patience than I do. Imagine waiting days (or even weeks!) for a cliffhanger to be resolved. I'd be pacing my living room like a caged tiger.
The good news is: General Hospital is pretty consistent with its airing times in LA. It's like clockwork, except with more drama and less ticking.
The bad news is: I can't promise you won't get hooked. Once you start watching, you might find yourself questioning your life choices. But hey, at least you'll always know what's going on in Port Charles.
Quick Tips for the GH Addict
- Record it: If you're the forgetful type (like me), set your DVR. You can thank me later.
- Binge-watch: If you're feeling adventurous, there's probably a streaming service with past episodes. But beware: you might need a life coach after.
- Join a fan group: Find your people! Sharing your love for Jason Morgan (or whoever your fave is) with like-minded individuals is always a good idea.
How to...
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow everyone on social media. Or, just accept that you'll probably know what happens before you watch it.
- How to remember all the characters: Invest in a really big whiteboard. Or, just accept that you'll eventually get them mixed up.
- How to survive a General Hospital marathon: Stock up on coffee, popcorn, and patience. Oh, and maybe a first aid kit for when your jaw drops.
- How to find out the exact airtime: Check your local TV listings. Or, just ask your grandma. She probably knows.
- How to tell if you've been watching too much General Hospital: If you start referring to real life as "less dramatic than GH," it might be time to step away from the screen.
There you have it! Now go forth and enjoy your daily dose of drama. Just remember, it’s all fictional. (Or is it?)