LA, LA Land: Your Weekly Guide to Not Being Bored
So, you're in LA. Lucky duck. While you're busy trying to figure out if you're more of a Hollywood Hills or Venice Beach kinda person, let's get down to business: what to actually do in this sprawling, sun-soaked city.
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| What To Do In Los Angeles This Week |
Beach Bumming or Culture Vulture?
Let's face it, you came to LA for one of two reasons: to soak up some rays or to pretend you're a serious art connoisseur. If you're team beach, grab your shades, slap on some SPF that doesn't smell like a Hawaiian vacation (because let's be real, those coconuts are liars), and head to Santa Monica or Venice. Just remember, if you build a sandcastle, it's not a career move.
Tip: Patience makes reading smoother.
On the other hand, if you're more of a highbrow type, there's the Getty Center, LACMA, and countless art galleries. Just don’t try to impress anyone with your "deep" knowledge of abstract art. If you can't explain it to a five-year-old, you probably don't understand it either.
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Hollywood Dreams and Theme Park Screams
You can't come to LA without at least pretending to be famous. Grab a fedora, put on some oversized sunglasses (even if it's cloudy), and stroll down the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Just don't try to high-five a cardboard cutout of your favorite celeb. It's embarrassing for everyone involved.
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Need a break from the glamour? Head to Disneyland or Universal Studios. Just remember, adulting is still a thing when you leave the park. Don't try to sneak in your own snacks. They're watching you.
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Food, Glorious Food
LA is a food lover's paradise. From tacos to sushi, there's something to satisfy every craving. But let's be real, you're probably going to end up at In-N-Out more often than you'd like to admit. Don't judge. We all do it.
Nightlife: From Low-Key to Let's-Get-Crazy
LA's nightlife scene is as diverse as its population. You can find everything from intimate jazz clubs to mega-clubs where you'll lose your friends (and maybe your phone) in the crowd. Just remember, hydration is key. And don't trust anyone offering you a drink that glows in the dark.
So, there you have it. A quick guide to surviving (and maybe even enjoying) LA. Now go forth and conquer!
How-To Questions for Your LA Adventure
- How to survive LA traffic: Patience is key. Podcasts and audiobooks are your friends.
- How to dress like a local: Layers. Always. And sneakers.
- How to find a decent parking spot: Arrive early, be prepared to walk, or use public transportation.
- How to avoid looking like a tourist: Blend in. Don't wear a fanny pack.
- How to truly experience LA: Embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the unexpected.
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