Houston, We Have a Football Team!
So, you're wondering when Houston got its NFL team, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into a thrilling tale of football, frustration, and finally, football glory.
A Brief History of Heartbreak
You see, Houston had a taste of NFL action back in the day with the Oilers. But those guys were as loyal as a goldfish with a short attention span, and up and bam, they ditched us for Tennessee to become the Titans. Can you believe the audacity? It was like your favorite band breaking up and then reforming without the lead singer – just not the same, you know?
The Rise of the Texans
But fear not, Houston! We’re a city of resilience. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or more accurately, from the rubble of Oilers heartbreak), we got our own team: the Houston Texans. It was a long, arduous journey, filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster at Six Flags. But in 2002, our prayers were answered, and the Texans joined the NFL.
It wasn't all touchdowns and high fives right away. There were growing pains, some questionable draft picks (let’s not talk about David Carr), and a few seasons that made us question our life choices. But hey, that’s football, baby! Even the greats have bad days.
Texans: More Than Just a Team
The Texans are more than just a football team; they're a symbol of Houston's spirit. They've brought our city together, given us something to cheer about, and provided endless fodder for water cooler conversations. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good football rivalry?
So, to answer your burning question: Houston officially got an NFL team in 2002. And while they might not have a Super Bowl ring yet (cough, Deshaun Watson, cough), we're optimistic about the future. After all, every underdog story needs a good comeback.
How-To Questions for the Eager Fan
- How to become a die-hard Texans fan: Easy! Just put on your favorite jersey, grab a cold one, and start shouting at the TV. Bonus points for tailgating.
- How to survive a Texans losing streak: Stock up on pizza, beer, and your favorite comfort blanket. Remember, even the best teams have bad days.
- How to impress your football-loving friends: Learn the difference between a slant and a screen pass. Trust us, it'll come in handy.
- How to avoid getting into a heated argument about the Texans: Just nod and smile. It's not worth it.
- How to prepare for the next Texans Super Bowl victory parade: Start practicing your dance moves now. You'll want to be ready.